Shak

Zlatan!!!!

Wow, Kallstrom takes a dive. Webb having none of it, unfortunately. Still, Sweden have finally woken up.

Cracking through ball, and the greasy looking fella is lethal. Sweden have been shite.

Then they have the cheek to cheer after their own abortion of a song.

Ferocious booing of the Portuguese anthem. Man, Swedish people have a dark side.

This is a dismal game like, totally shite.

City haven't looked like scoring here, Mackems killing them off very well.

Paul McShane's debut for Ireland he looked fucking immense. Was against the Czech Republic, anyone who came near him with the ball got dispossessed immediately. He looked composed as fuck on the ball too, spraying passes out from the back. How in the fuck?

Decent game.

I've turned on the Real game, feeling much better.

As bad as Shola right now. Insane that this is the same human being that was raping the league less than two years ago.

Then Madrid get a penalty to go 3-0 up. Ronaldo takes it, and scores. Miserable cunt. Back to 3-2 now though.

Pathetic from Gouffran. Cisse has a tap in at the back post too if he leaves it. Not that Cisse'd have scored or anything, but still.

Cisse. It's becoming more and more apparent that he's just not very good.

Just said we weren't far from our best against Sunderland. Jesus.

This is like an episode of The Office or some shit.

Cisse on the wing?

Shola man. The man should never start another game for us, yet there he is. Robs us of a useful sub as well by starting him, it's ridiculous.

I'm fucking editing it, man. Fuck you. Such a hostile man you are. There's no winning with you. Not for you there isn't.

I'm fucking editing it, man. Fuck you. Such a hostile man you are.

The official match thread.

A holding midfielder who makes runs forward into the opposition half? And yeah, the guy is never a holding midfielder in a million years. Another good player who is being wasted by our clueless manager, sadly.

The apologists will be fine, they'll point out that we had more possession and attempts etc. Anyone with a fucking clue can see this game was there for the taking once we equalised, yet the gormless cunt played for the draw. Krul was fucking time wasting with ten minutes left FFS.

I liked how we had them by the stones at 1-1 and decided to shut it down and keep things tight. Vintage Pardew.