Shak

You've gotta see her. That's why I prefer us to play at night. In the dark, everything feels like Maria.

Half a chance that IMO.

Second half not feeling like Maria at all so far.

Doing good. Check in again in an hour.

Sensual half. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/7823/1970036-the_punisher___return_to_big_nothing___25.jpg

Fuck, that was close.

Come on, second before the half here.

Aye, that's what'll happen.

Take a touch Sissoko!

I think Andreas Weimann ought to do more passing and reas Weimann!

Hnnmnngggggg

Alright Zinedine, chill out.

Yeah, taking notes will help him be better on the ball. What if he takes, ahem, footnotes? http://fuuka.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0065/59/1374722059085.gif

Blatant foul on HBA. Blind fucking ref.

Yanga. Taylor would have just leapt arse first at the guy or something in that situation.

Fuck yeah!!!! Hatem. Remy.

Sissoko does some sublime shit at times.

Just a little heavy in his touch by Santon. 7/10 for Remy on the dive.

Cisse not even trying to stay onside.

Some decent stuff so far.

Think he's much better suited to international football tbh, wouldn't be upset with the appointment.

Thread title should be 'Alan Pardew resigns himself to moving forward with no additional signings.' Would look tasty on the main page.

Yep, they'll never regain the 6 counties. Like we'd want them.

Honestly wouldn't even be able to be angry about it, I'd mostly just be happy for the lad at this point.