Shak

Marv.

Was sexy from Debuchy mind.

FUCK OFF!!

Unlucky Cisse. Poor from Cabaye. Really need a goal.

We were in danger of playing well, tbf.

Cisse gone out right.

Man, really would love to see this with Ben Arfa plus another in for Shola and Jonas.

Debuchiote.

Cabaye looks much more up for it.

What a fucking save.

How's Remy doing?

Cisse man, someone should explain the rule to him. Rubbish from Shola too like.

Decent passing there, shame Santon overhit the pass.

Jonas ffs. Embarrassing cross from a decent position.

Williamson. I imagine he brayed like a donkey as he was swinging at that ball.

Man, the Remy stuff has really put the frighteners on me. Still refusing to get at all excited about this.

Starting to hate him on a personal level now, it's gone beyond just thinking he's shite at his job.

Fuck sake. Stay up until 2am to hopefully watch on a shitty stream somewhere and now I have to watch fucking Shola on the wing. It's fucking baffling man, when was the last time he started and played well in a game? Meanwhile whenever he comes on as a sub he generally looks decent and causes problems. So Pardew fucking starts him, obviously. What a godawful cretin. Luckily Reading are absolute melt, so we should still beat them.

If he starts fucking Shola I'm going to rape Pardew in the face. It's a double whammy and all, as he's depriving himself of having a really good impact sub to throw on after 70 minutes. When he starts, Shola is rubbish. When he comes on with twenty minutes to go, he generally looks useful. Solution? Start Shola? In the face, gentlemen.

I'll be shocked if we end up with this lad now, don't expect us to go back with an improved bid.

FYP

What kind of hours do you sleep? People's different time zones are befuddling in here. Living in Melbourne, it's 11AM on Saturday morning here. All the good shit goes down while I'm asleep.

Looking forward to seeing exactly how this one goes tits up.

This window's been class, always some sort of bullshit to wake up to.