Shak

Shola warming up? Makes sense I suppose, if you're gonna go for hoofs forward may as well have someone who has a bit of physical presence up there. Taylor fucked again, glad we didn't buy any CB's like.

Gonna boil down to a mistake or a piece of brilliance from Ben Arfa. Could go either way tbh. Disappointed with how we've approached this. Reading have come into this bent over with their pants around their ankles and we've just pulled their jocks up and said 'Come on lads, give us a game.'

Fuck sake, that fucking won't work!!!!

Fuck sake Ba, put it in the box. No urgency in us at all.

Happens far too much in a 442. Still can't believe Pardew hasn't sorted this out. Aye. Between that, both CM's sitting deep and Jonas offering almost nothing offensively we're pretty shit going forward. Almost entirely dependent on Ben Arfa to create something.

Ba and Cisse are both playing way too narrow. Need at least one of them working the channels more, they're far too easy to mark. Good save Harper.

Love Jonas like, but think he's done as a winger.

Ben Arfa man. Superb.

Jonas man. Couldn't cross the road.

Rape these cunts!!

Maybe if he starts not playing shit people will think better of him?

Can't really understand Perch ahead of Anita like, happy enough apart from that. Hope we actually play a bit of good football today like.

Torres. Just finish it man.

Beautifully taken tbf.

Just saw this. Eight years ffs.

Two of these things are not like the others.

Thought the two penalty decisions were wrong personally, Valencia took a dive and Evans didn't get the ball. Red card was spot on though.

Especially after a dive. By Evra Eva doing a dinked pen down the middle in front of the kop would be the dream.

Loljo Lolvey.

Mike's fully aware that he only brings misery and suffering to the teams he supports. Yet he chose to support us. That makes him a Grade A cunt tbh. I can't even be bothered to make a vaguely racist joke about him, that's how disgusted I am.

It's like a teacher joining in the bullying. I'm getting shit for something I should be respected for. Eh? Explain.

It's like a teacher joining in the bullying.

Let's all ignore the immense cross from Gerrard. Deal?

Poor Mike. Serves him right for being such a cunt though.

Borini looks profoundly shit.