Shak

Fuck you zog, we've better Frenchies now.

Get up Rock.

Midds has gotten a taste for blood, dealing with it well.

Gouffy pls.

Great wing play from Gouff.

My arse is tingling in anticipation.

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Dear God.

Ball into a great area from Sissoko there, Cisse needs to be attacking front post.

Immediate retreat since the goal.

Now, don't sit back!!

Sisfuckingsoko.

Forechecking. Bet I know the word, but fucked if I know what it is.

Colo.

Perch. Suppose we needed a real destroyer in there, with lightweight softies like Cabaye and Sissoko in the middle of the park you'd worry we'd be chasing shadows all day with the absolute class Villa have in CM. This is who Pardew will always be, I'm afraid. More concerned with stopping the other team playing than trying to get his own team to play. Hopefully Villa will be shit enough that it won't matter. Least he's left Shola out though, I guess.

Right, off to bed. Kick off at 6.45 am, so I'll see you gentlemen in six hours. If I wake up and he's picked Shola and Jonas there'll be war.

Ask him why he's so s****. I was planning on asking about the new recruits depending on which ones play, but you know I could throw that in there Gotta go with something different man, everyone will be on about the new recruits. As him if he reckons the Ravens offensive line will be able to protect Flacco from the 49ers front seven long enough to throw the ball deep and possibly exploit the 49ers weakness against the big play.

Ask him why he's so shite.

Krul Debuchy Taylor Colo Santon Anita Cabaye Sissoko Marveaux Jonas Cisse Is what I'm expecting us to start with. Hopefully Pards sacks up and starts Mapou but I think he'll go with Taylor. Be shocked if Gouffran starts, think he's nailed on for a 20-30 minute cameo. Hope Pardew surprises me and doesn't start Jonas, but I'm preparing for it mentally. I guess the first step is actually subbing him off at some point during his inept performances.

I don't want to speak badly of him because if there are serious personal issues going on behind the scenes that's more important than football obviously. But this rubbish with San Lorenzo is rubbing me the wrong way, I have to say. If it really was just about going home for personal reasons couldn't he just have retired? I can't imagine San Lorenzo were going to pay him a massive wage anyway, so why is playing for them such a major thing if this is all based on some sort of personal problem? I don't know the law, but if he retired could we really do anything other than hold his registration and prevent him from playing elsewhere? If he still wants to go in the summer then let him away, but only to someone who's willing to give us a good fee. If we just let him walk to San Lorenzo for nowt it'll annoy me tbh.

Aye, me neither obviously.

Aye, hard to imagine them getting overrun very often. Cabaye's no pushover either, he's a nasty little fucker out there. Think that'll end up being our first choice trio, perhaps with Anita coming in for Tiote in home games against the so-called "weaker" teams. With Debuchy and Santon as full backs if we can get the front three sorted out it could be exciting to watch.

Fuck sake, just seen this letter. Should have this sign stuck in his locker at the training ground. http://images.wikia.com/unanything/images/8/80/Don't_forget_you're_here_forever.jpg

Aye Shak posted the wordier version of what I said - get in Fucking hell, I've basically just padded out your post. Anyway, would prefer someone who can play wide of a front three but there's more than one effective formation out there. The flirting between Cabaye and Debuchy in the 4-3-1-2 would be outrageous though.