Shak

Just seen the news. Brilliant stuff. Delighted for the the aidsfaced, racist wanker.

I know, if we won it then I'd shag every prostate in Amsterdam and smoke away all the weed myself that night. Tourists can't get weed legally there anymore, IIRC:

Eh? Bayern fans. Referring to the '99 CL final, surely?

I don't think it'd be safe for me to go to it if we made it, honestly.

Fantastic. Few shrewd signings over the summer and hopefully we'll see another similar push into the Top 6 next year.

Watched that with a Bayern fan. "Now they are knowing how it feels, these assholes."

Excellent squad player. Would like to see someone more creative brought in to play alongside Cabaye and Tiote in the 4-3-3, ideally next year Jonas won't be a part of our strongest eleven. Works his arse off though and can play a few different spots, just what you want in a squad player.

Villa are safe with a point unless Bolton score again.

Point will probably be enough for Villa, annoyingly. QPR and Bolton would both have to win next week.

Massive goal for QPR.

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/QUengJu9pfI/hqdefault.jpg Gonna grow my nails out and get that funky beard. It's not going down like this. It's my birthday in less than three weeks. You know what I want... I'm uncomfortable. Be a hell of a way to finally make your face known on the forum.

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/QUengJu9pfI/hqdefault.jpg Gonna grow my nails out and get that funky beard. It's not going down like this. It's my birthday in less than three weeks. You know what I want...

How can you be bitter? When we pushed men forward they counter-attacked us to death. If we had done that from the beginning then we would have been fucked. It was an excellent game plan but the execution was just short. If we had held out for five more minutes, they would have had to push up and who knows what could happen. We certainly weren't going to beat them going head on. Did you watch them dominate against Man Utd? And the season isn't over yet, beat Everton next week and we still might sneak top four.

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A team like City with quality players in every spot was always going to be a huge ask for us to beat tbh. We're still a few players away, and they needed a moment of real quality from a truly top player to beat us. No shame in that.

Fucking stupid Villa cunts, man up and a goal up and they'll probably fucking lose now. Hope they go down if they don't win today.

Aye, former Man City player who was chairman of Newcastle's biggest rivals. Seems impartial.

Not watching, but I assume we're gonna go long ball with Shola being thrown on. Jonas off and Ben Arfa in the hole with three up top might have been an idea.

Remember Bolton, he only needs to get it right once.

Not a single bar in India will show this. Fuck off with your cricket FFS. Following on here... Fuck off Webb!!

There'll be a march on FIFA headquarters if this finishes 2-1.

How rich would that make you in Korea? You'd be a threat to N.Korea, right? He'll squander the whole thing on kimchi, they can't help themselves. Googles. 100s of ways to cook cabbage. It's abysmal stuff, tastes like AIDS.

How rich would that make you in Korea? You'd be a threat to N.Korea, right? He'll squander the whole thing on kimchi, they can't help themselves.

I like how they vary up their ways of singing the same word over again and again.

Be so immensely Liverpooly if they won this, the wankers.