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Defoe would be one of Liverpool's best value for money signings in a while tbf. Between him, Bellamy and Suarez they'd have plenty of pace and movement up front. Wonder if they've given up on Carroll completely.

OCK posted a spooky Jim White thing, that's been both the high and low point thus far.

Sounds reasonable they'd be prepared for two medicals. If it's true Sunderland blatantly had one for Davies lined up.

Be fucking immense if we were 1-0 down after 60 minutes and threw them both on for Best and Shola and we came back and won 4-1 or something.

Sell the bastard. I heard he used to have a Knicks hat, but New York put together a massive trade offer and got it from him. Should be fun seeing who Demba selects with his first round pick in the 2013 draft in any case.

As if anyone else will know if you don't.

Zaha would seem an odd signing, unless Pardew is really committed to moving to the 4-3-3 permanently.

Me too, although I would look to bring in a promising youngster who could fill in at centre back if needed (seeing as we don't seem to rate Kadar). Playing Perch there is essentially waving the white flag. Getting a dependable player on loan for 6 months would be ideal IMO, not easy to find though of course. We really need someone though, be it permanent or on loan.

Feyenoord 4 - 2 @j@x

Krul Simpson Colo Williamson Santon HBA Guthrie Raylor Jonas Shola Ba Though I can honestly see Ben Arfa getting dropped for Obertan.

Northern Monkey... blast from the past that! I see he hasn't changed anyway.

Looking forward to seeing him in action with Cisse on the field, we haven't really had anyone who can get behind the defense in a while. Think Cabaye and Ben Arfa should both benefit from it.

Not until he's actually gone. This move makes it likely he's played his last game for us, but you never know. Either way, he's still sucking thousands out of the club each week. The day his contract expires and he's officially gone I'm getting a bottle of whiskey, starting a thread and getting drunk. I'm going to do little mini competitions and everything. Really looking forward to it.

Hope we go with 4-4-2 here, regardless of whether the Dembii are available. Pardew seems like he doesn't want to play it with Ben Arfa in the team though, odds are we'll see plenty of square pegs in the round holes again.

Then rips off his mask to reveal he's really a white man!

Be pretty funny if he was a fucking general for them, running the show in the middle of the park and thumping goals in from everywhere. Most likely he'll just be wank and will have cost them their chance at promotion by the time it dawns on them that he's rubbish.

Just drawing pictures of cocks there obviously.

I'll piss in a cup and drink it.

Jesus.

Always think of this when Jimmy Hill is mentioned. Stewart Lee - Belligerent footballers Fantastic comedian btw.

http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fascinating.jpg

I can see why they'd hold a grudge, tbf.

Aye, exactly what we need IMO. Would give us a lot of flexibility.

I'd rather see us sign a left back. We'd then have Santon who can play either side, Simpson who plays on the right and a new player who plays on the left. Raylor as 4th choice/emergency cover. Would be good competition for spots and we wouldn't have to stick players in where they aren't comfortable in the event that Santon gets injured.