Shak

Be pretty funny if he was a fucking general for them, running the show in the middle of the park and thumping goals in from everywhere. Most likely he'll just be wank and will have cost them their chance at promotion by the time it dawns on them that he's rubbish.

Just drawing pictures of cocks there obviously.

I'll piss in a cup and drink it.

Jesus.

Always think of this when Jimmy Hill is mentioned. Stewart Lee - Belligerent footballers Fantastic comedian btw.

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I can see why they'd hold a grudge, tbf.

Aye, exactly what we need IMO. Would give us a lot of flexibility.

I'd rather see us sign a left back. We'd then have Santon who can play either side, Simpson who plays on the right and a new player who plays on the left. Raylor as 4th choice/emergency cover. Would be good competition for spots and we wouldn't have to stick players in where they aren't comfortable in the event that Santon gets injured.

How did I miss this? Can just imagine Ben Arfa shuffling his way into the room, being told he had to kiss some dude's feet and then pulling a massive yao face and strutting away.

Gonna be depressing watching Best and Shola up top after all the excitement about having the Dembii. Hopefully we can keep it tight at the back and nick a win, draw would be a good result though tbh.

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So Cisse says that there was "big interest" from Sunderland. Article twists that into saying he turned down big clubs... http://media.hof.wemakemedia.co.uk/cache/8594_display.jpg

Holy shit, just been on an aids infested bus journey for the last 24 hours, log in and see this. Fanfuckingtastic!!

So rarely get British commentary on games these days, today was an unfortunate exception. I actually think of Neil from on here as a cunt simply because he has him for an avatar.

Only saw the second half, thought we looked very poor but at the same time comfortable. With Ba and Tiote gone any three points is an achievement, regardless of performance. Can't believe he didn't start Ben Arfa again, he must hate the guy like. Always looks the player most likely to make something happen, that bit of play where he played Best in was sublime.

Must be why I'm slow as fuck.

I just love the yao too much tbh.

I sincerely hope we're signing off all of our correspondences with the yao picture.

"theoretical sex life"

What in the fuck? Mixture of gutted that I missed it and fucking ecstatic. Off to Facebook I go to start swording some fuckers.

I reckon he had a falling out with Pardew at half time in the Chelsea match, seems madness that he didn't start any of the so-called easier games that followed. Was pretty anonymous in that game and got taken off at the break, hasn't gotten a start since. Doubt we'll see him against Man U, if he doesn't start in the cup we may as well give up.

That's what it means. I know that. Pretty sure people had said it before Training Day came out though.

Saw the penalty incident