Shak

Starting a new game soon, he's getting bumped to -9 at least.

Should be 'Sammessi Ameobi' tbh.

SAMMY!!

We need him in the middle with Tiote but with Tiote being told to just sit in front of the back four. Let Cabaye go looking for the ball everywhere and give him license to get forward too.

Definitely, and Best is ahead than Shola and Ba at the moment IMO. Aye, Best isn't up to much but at least he causes a few problems and fucking runs the odd time. People can say there's a lack of service, and there is, but it doesn't excuse the striker for offering completely nothing like Ba has for his first two games for us.

I don't care how young they are, Vuckic and Sammy should both be ahead of the likes of Lovenkrands in the pecking order.

Cracking defending Leon!

Take a chance Loven.

"Reliable left foot."

Borderline, think Taylor dived tbh.

Wonderman!!

Good run Colo.

What a save.

Vuckic. Gosling man, make him walk home after that.

Jesus man Gosling, absolute shocker.

We spent too much on Ba.

Need a change like, gone a bit flat after a good period.

Fucking place it Leon you tit.

Peter Lovenshite more like. Better from us though.

Composed as fuck from Best there.

Well that was shite. Ba, Gosling, Lovenkrands and Simpson looking particularly rubbish.

Wonder if he can be effective on the right. Because I don't want to move Jonas, and if Barton goes I'm not exactly comfortable handing Obertan the shirt.

Yeah, but sometimes it doesn't matter how many hints you give someone, they still don't get the message. Do they, James?

Can't bring myself to applaud him, even in a condescending way. Bet the fat cunt plays Sunderland v Newcastle on FIFA every night, wanting to play his beloved song that we keep hearing about. But his fat hands can't work the controllers properly so he loses every time and then gives interviews to his cat about how he was the better team and deserved the win. Horrible lump of shite of a man.

Do you sticky the match threads just so people won't read them then or what's the craic?