Shak

I'm glad the first half is shite because I'm missing it.

Hardly a ridiculous claim. Pre-injury, there wasn't much Shearer couldn't do.

What if I don't have the red button, eh Keys? You cunt. Oooh, highlights of the Merseyside Derby! God knows how I'd have seen them otherwise. Only 15 minutes til the last word, got a nice solid boner in anticipation.

Was sure Tooj was about to unleash a Ronaldo (the player, not the poster) rant there.

I can't believe there seemed to be no appeal whatsoever from the Chelsea players.

Oh, what an anticlimax.

C'mon Kelly, home draw please!

Love how they clearly didn't trust her to have gotten all the balls out. "Just check again there Kelly."

KAAABLAHHHH!!

If not, we'll be somewhere around the middle most likely.

Warming the balls.

Ameobi Carroll Lovenkrands Ranger Harewood Shola is clearly the best we have right now, that's not really up for reasonable debate. The next four are pretty close, put Harewood at the bottom cos he'll be gone soon enough so I'd look to phase him out as soon as Shola is ready to go. I'd like to see Lovenkrands and Shola get a couple of games up front together, that may be our best potential partnership. Carroll has been decent, he's good depth at this level. Ranger I don't think is ready. He's got some decent ability but he looks about as likely to score as Harper does for the most part. I'd look to keep giving him cameo roles from the bench as soon as everyone is fit. Maybe one goal will open the floodgates for him, hopefully.

Worst penalty appeal there ever from the Everton crowd.

Sunderland at SJP would be pretty awesome.

Probably about 10, tops. Half of those being Kezman.

"Oh Darren, they shouted horrible things at me." "Prove it or STFU, mum."

It's a great laugh logging on here at half three and seeing the official match thread read 'Newcastle United 3-0 Swansea City' though, has to be said.

Ranger should be a sub once Ameobi is fit, Shola and Carroll are more effective at this point. Really bizarre that he's not getting games ahead of Harewood though, as shit as Goomba has looked for us.

Sky have the first half on the red button, the fucking cunts. God forbid anyone miss 'The Last Word'. Anyone who watches that show is a cunt.

"You rest your case?" "I'm sorry, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed."

Pretty much impossible to guess at this point. Really don't think England will be far away from it this time, now that they finally have a manager.

Shite manager, complete gobshite. I'd prefer that his operation is a success though, if I had to choose.

Must say I find the level of complaints from Irish people in general to be over the top, the campaign to get the game replayed is absolutely embarrassing. It was a shit refereeing decision after an act of cheating from an opposition player. It's not anything remarkeable that doesn't happen in several big games a year worldwide. Yes it sucks and I feel we were cheated, but this kind of thing happens. People have turned into such pussies, take it on the chin and move on FFS.

Most of the Nigeria current 11 will have died from old age by the time the WC actually takes place, pointless them going.

If Swedish people weren't such blind cunts we wouldn't be having this conversation.