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Aye. Why are you always so negative, Dave? I reckon we'll get absolutely smashed. Anichebe quattrick.

Didn't notice this before I'm guessing that they've been told to keep it PG...

I know it's , but they've existed for 10 minutes, what do you expect. These things must be done.

Dunno. Seems like a intelligent enough chap. He'd probably be the first player dropped.

Steven Taylor as NUFC manager. Imagine it.

Been a while since I've not given enough of a shit to watch the title deciding match like. Sad times.

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BOOOOOOOOO

BOOO

Anything other than absolute vitriol for JC should be treated as treason.

The thick crater faced cunt can die in a fucking fire. He's a fucking charv idiot with no idea whatsoever how to manage a football club. How the fuck he's managed to exist in football this long I'll never know. At least Terry Mac was funny.

Someone other than JC, you mean?

Late to the party here but that burnley red card was absolutely ridiculous.

dat spelling deano, dat spelling

Not sure what is least realistic part of that image. Godzilla or Davis in a New Orleans jersey at the age of 29.

The amount of times he says "i dont have to do it". He's just a prick. He's not a canny lad. He's a raji fuckin cruddas park piece of shit who doesn't know a fucking thing.

Doesn't he mean 46,884 phone calls?

Toon Army Dallas are MADE UP

38 - Terry, Unsworth 28 - Harte 26 - Baines 25 - Gallas 24 - Dicks

I found out that Mike looks pretty nails as Kim Jong Un http://i.imgur.com/To1OHuj.jpg

The clapping after that blackburn goal. It's tastic.

and he called it a day before he scored. Even more impressive.

Shame he was talking about the Leicester NUFC match. Gem of a player.

Local sides are pretty irrelevant. Lack of a non-shit side is not so irrelevant. Pachuca is probably your best bet for a local fanbase tho. Probably more Pachuca fans in Texas than Dallas fans in Texas.

He's going to get his head kicked in doing shit like that.