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55 starts 14 goals 13 assists And with the "1 good game in 10" moniker, that means in every good game he had, he banged in at least 2, often scoring hat-tricks, and don't forget his 2 assists! I'd take that in a heartbeat.

Also, contributing in "one of 10 games", whilst bullshit, would still be more than anyone in our squad has contributed throughout this entire season.

Do you think we'd have more points if he was in the team?

TWAT

you are a terrible person

I don't think he would have won us any more points than any of our current players.

You're crazy

it's shoddy 'shopping work, nowt more.

Depends on your definition of significant, doesn't it? 2 points would be pretty fucking signficiant right now. And I for one reckon we'd have 2 points more if HBA was in our squad.

Extrapolated over a season, that's about 9 of each, yet none of them would have changed a single result. We've scored 38 goals this season man. What more do you want. Thats a goal every game! (Assuming we don't score vs West Ham!)

hundreds of billions

fatal flaw in that plan = you have to buy the shirt from him in the first place

Should've sign Adam Johnson

who is the little bitch wearing it anyway

It's so true. Imagine waking up every day knowing you're fucking Shearer's daughter I'd have to wear a condom like, i'm not fucking up that gene pool. Fuck that like. You'd imagine Shearer's genes + my genes could at least make a conference player. That'd do me. Probably not even a terrible idea to pop over to gibraltar for the birth as well, International stardom awaits.

:lol: :lol: not often that the leaks of a kit look better than the professional photos like. Well done NUFC. You gone done it again. Hard pass.

aye but nee1 plays football due to my vast american wealth I could've swanned back for the weekend, but my parents are here at the time, so it'd probably not go down well

nah but srsly, i wish i could be there :'(

MUNCHING ON COCK COS YOURE GAY AMIRITE

Aye, because everyone comes in here and says how the BIG problem at NUFC isn't Ashley, it's Jack Colback.

burn the place down pls

Ginger too.

People can have different opinions y'knaa frau stifler. From where I'm sitting, staying in the PL = see the same shit over and over again until the end of time. If we go down, there's that tiny hopeful chance that we have a fantastic descent down the leagues until he gives up on his investment and someone that isn't a total cunt can try and put the pieces back together.