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seconded

I'm sure the most experienced player in the team will cope with Oldham like. siems like a good idea to make him captain imo

Doubtful given the way the official twitter account formatted the names.

Abeid Yanga-Mbiwa Aarons de Jong as © Saylor Anita at RB Gouffran on the wing Colback over Bigi

**unforeseen transfer shocker alert** Diego Costa has signed for Chelsea.

i'll start caring when we get van gaal to replace pardew

No-one is pardproof when there is potential for them to be inexplicably dropped for a prolonged period, or played horribly out of position. Hopefully Janmaat is safe on the out of position thing, given he'll be our only right-back... but you never know.

mint

stunned that it doesn't say ONLY £10.99 on the back of the shirt.

Checking for fucks

/ I'd ram me cock right in that like

Cute girl.

Man city lost 2-0 to dundee yesterday. Not a clue why you'd arrange a game on the same day as the world cup like. Pellegrini out.

what a sack of shite

Change in sponsor at a late stage just means they'll put an enormous patch over the wonga logo.

It's not even a wash iyam. The only positive is money, and we all know how that goes. Even if he's just as good a right back, which I don't believe to be the case, we now get to go through the fun bedding in stage, again. ie the stage that debuchy took 6 months to get through.

Shite.

I just want MESSI to do something ridiculous and win the World Cup. Also, my phone oddly capitalizes MESSI. Hm.

I'd bite your hand off for Asamoah Gyan like

I guess that wasn't much of a chance either.

concussion shit gon ramp up

I feel like it's time to get the keys to the roflcopter. 7-1 again pls.

Been there a couple of times. Canny place. Good fun seeing 20 year old C&A signage too.

aye but his fk was class

Ah, go suck on a lemon man. Good player is good. I'm sure the player is just super, but it's just completely irrelevant. NUFC are completely irrelevant. Not completely irrelevant. We're all going to watch the dafties. Would rather watch decent players with no guidance than cloggers with no guidance. Aye. And we'll continue to be mediocre until the end of time, because no-one will complain if we're nicely mid table. We're irrelevant.