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Whilst I'm sure it wouldn't be our first choice, if we're left with no alternative, it'd pay (some of) his wages for the year.

Can't play against us if on loan. The Lua-Lua rule, if you will.

I'd like him to go to wherever makes it the most obvious that we're ran by clueless twats.

Ever heard of normative conformity, and compliance? No-one is with him when he's doing all this shit. In fact, in one photo, his team are celebrating together, where as he takes time out to goad the fans. You ever heard of being an AIDS ridden crack addicted ginger CUNT?

The FFP comments were utter bollocks.

They have to be disqualified tbf. And then give their place to St.Patricks.

He'll probably be shite. But he'll still be endlessly better than Philippe Senderos, Kieran Richardson and Joe Cole

Absolutely fantastic signing when compared their first 3 signings of the summer.

BWP > Lewandowski tbf

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,90294.msg5140969.html#msg5140969

LANDON IS RETIRING

I would like to believe this, but I don't see any reason to believe Ashley really cares where in the league we finish. Of course he cares Angry 20th 19th 18th Happy 17th-7th Displeased 6th 5th Conflicted 4th Out of his depth 3rd-1st

League One and they'll only risk a month on him. Great.

He'd just end up benched for Shola

http://www.nufcdirect.com/2014-2015-new-kit £45 I meant the POWER ACTIVE one isn't on NUFCDirect. All I see is the "cheap" £45 one.

That's my assumption, aye. "The full kit is available in replica and Power Active versions. Pre-order now at www.nufcdirect.com." Power Active Also, it isn't on nufcdirect.com. Liars.

Ugh that sticker of a crest too. Fucks sake.

Anyone freaked out about the supporter vs authentic kit option yet?

This kit is just fucking stupid. It's a shit design, that is made even shitter by wonga slapping their bollocks on the top. Get rid of the black back, and the stupid V, and it'd be a decent Newcastle kit. Still not great, thanks to the lack of attempt to get the front panel to line up with the sleeves, but it'd be decent. As it is, it's an abomination.

Couple of fucking Twellmans over here. Just run it off man. Puffs.

I know pretty much all that is bollocks, but at least there owner is being open, and somewhat honest (he ain't going to disclose everything) I would rather that, then the continued spouting of bullshite from Pardew. I severely question his honesty, given his simpleton manager is already contradicting his words. I don't think Stuart Pearce has it in him to mislead anyone personally. 6 months before every forest fan hates him and he releases an open letter saying he's scared to take his kids to games.

FFP for Nottingham Forest man Laughable. Spineless twat.

It's not like he's got a massive body of work before his Man City days either. He looked promising for Everton, but I can't say I've ever been blown away by him. Saying that, he could turn out to be a very good player, and I suppose it's a risk/reward situation. If he had met his potential and been performing well, he wouldn't be going to Sunderland in the first place.

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd, Spurs (THE TRADITIONAL TOP SIX) Relegation: Burnley, Southampton, Sunderland Overachievers: QPR Underperformers: Aston Villa Top Goal Scorer: Robin van Persie Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: Owld Cunt First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Sam Allardyce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Cabella How will we do in the cup competitions?: Shit. How will we do in the derby games?: Shit. Domestic Championship Promotion: Championship Relegation: League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fuck off Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Santon Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 5

I think Obertan is just terrible at playing in any competitive game. He plays ok-ish when there is literally zero pressure on him. Pressure = stops trying to take people on, takes a second touch, generally fucks up a lot. He should go play in the Championship and tear the place up.