SEMTEX

FIFA have fixed this so that we don't think it's a fix. Disgrace.

They made hulk angry. Nice shinner mind.

Football is so much better when you've got hilarious South American defenders on the pitch.

I want to know what dani alves asked for. Like, how do you get one of those?

Lolk

Hulk looks like a small boy compared to the mighty redwood that is Howard Webb.

looks at this motherfucker taking me seriously. Stupid stoner liberal.

Screw that man. Cali boy is selfish enough to want a West Coast only WC? East Coast only WC iyam. Real temperatures, sensible time zone, actual cities. Done. And no Canada. Only reason I say that is b/c I like some of the West Coast stadiums and crowds. Seattle, Portland, or Columbus would have the most rabid of USA fans. I was happy to have them involved until Cali's post. Maybe we just keep California out. Or maybe just ban CaliMag from all stadiums.

Screw that man. Cali boy is selfish enough to want a West Coast only WC? East Coast only WC iyam. Real temperatures, sensible time zone, actual cities. Done. And no Canada.

Marks & Spencer

I have the EXACT same squad.

Why do you think they let him join in the first place?

(love me some eurotastic kits)

Hummel > Kappa > Nike > Adidas > Umbro > Macron > Puma

tbf, I still have my top scorer bet on Fred...

odds on that don't look great

This will always happen. Plucky young upstart does well, immediately gets pillaged by the wealthy "traditional top 6!", upstart turns to shite again. Premier League is shit.

Honestly, most of the fair-weather fans here at work are more knowledgeable about the sport than Mike is. I think NO's Americans would be accepted with open arms if you just distanced yourself from Mike a little.

Try and Hoover up as many free bets as u can I could do this, but what I was thinking is that I might just put lots more money in my bet365 account and then bet it all away.

probably just dementia

historic Qatar XI

You know what I'm done with? Everyone talking about "flopping". If there is one thing that riles me more than the stupid playacting, it's the relentless complaining about the stupid playacting.

ran out of my allotted world cup betting funds... hmmm... what to do..

They all have 0 chance. Therefore no more of a chance.

Couldn't give a s*** tbf, all waste of space players at a waste of space club. Just don't pretend that colback is going to achieve anything.