SEMTEX

Jesus christ

bah

Although I missed the point when we decided satire didn't have to be remotely funny.

It is being defined as "satire" by the looks of it.

fedback

http://i.imgur.com/fnnR0RE.gif

he's no Cuauhtémoc Blanco

overhearing english work colleague talking to an american about football "one of the players did a bit of flopping in the PK area..." wanted to throw up

I'm also Ghanaian. Ish.

nee sympathy. Someone in the lower leagues would take him in a heartbeat, and if he played well he'd no doubt catch the attention of one the the PL relegation types. No need for him to retire at all, unless he's just completely crippled.

Oscar played very well. Was in plenty of battles where he showed decent strength too. Was impressed.

It took them 4 managers to get to the World Cup. They could well turn out to be amazing, but I seriously doubt it. Their qualification was terrible, and in their friendlies they lost 1-0 to bosnia and portugal. They put 3 past Ecuador and Israel. This isn't the kind of form I'd be putting any decent money behind. I also maintain that Ecuador are absolute gash away from Ecuador, and the fact that England couldn't beat them, is rather depressing. I'm just blindly pinning it to England playing their 2nd XI.

I set neymar as my captain but the site must have forgotten. It's decided that my captain should be DaMarcus Beasley instead.

too much money going on Mexico

Not a great team to be -1ing against. edit: never mind, he didnt -1 that game

Worried about Spain not pushing enough to win the game. 1st game of the tournament, not quite as crisp as they'd like to be, against twats who just intend to stop them scoring. I might get on it, but I'm still apprehensive with all of these 1st round games.

well I turned 4 quid into 5.20 yesterday with my brazil bet, now I need to work out what market to waste £5.20 on

Non NUFC player to sign for Non NUFC team or non NUFC team by the end of the week #nufc

Must be pretty shit that both Croatia and Bosnia made it ahead of Serbia. Gotta hurt. Serbia is basically Wales, but without the mint left wingers.

some lyndsey something something is the nighttime presenter of the world cup show, i'm sure english types know who she is... but i cannot underemphasize the amazingness of having a geordie present on ESPN. And I refuse to accept Ray Hudson as a geordie.

Screenshot still shows nothing that would say it was a foul. His arm is not raised, he is allowed to challenge with the keeper.

He doesn't really have a team in the NFL, so it's not that bad, he uses the NFL thread like everyone else, to laugh at Mike. I think the NBA thread is where he's most like this.

I understand the pen being given tbh, Fred timed his flip quite well. The Olic "foul" was never a foul. He jumped and challenged with a fellow footballer, there was no elbow, as shown by the screenshot that Flip put up, trying to show an elbow, with no elbow in shot.

And this is why brasil wins the world cup

Well this is why Brazil win the World Cup.