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Luton’s historical home kits are very confusing to me. I am obviously unwilling to google the logic behind it, but either way I’m not sure I could abide an orange and blue home kit. I only remember them wearing white from our matches in the 90s. http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Luton_Town/Luton_Town.htm Anyway, fuck Mike Ashley.

My expert opinion is that this seems like a foolish conversation. It’s obvious to me, and anyone with even the most basic knowledge of quantum theory, that there are an infinite number of Kieran Trippier’s across the multiverse, and given the astronomical number of possible states in which Kieran Trippier can exist, it is inevitable that he’s about 5’9”.

At this point I'm not even convinced Kieran Trippier actually exists. I mean, if you think about the last 18 months, is anyone really sure that any of it actually happened?

Nee idea if this is true or not, but get ready for the new world of super fakes and AI generated bollocks, gents. It's going to be shit.

aye I feel like sela sport might want to change the footer of their website if we’re going to pretend this isn’t some creative accountancy activity

I feel like a six year deal that started with our 21-22 kit shouldn’t end at the end of the 25-26 season.

6 years apparently. Looking forward to the 27/28 season. Mike sold Castore on this contract knowing he was going to sell to the Saudi's and that it'd be worth far more than they were offering. There has to be a way out if we cared enough.

Faxed the original sponsorless mock-up to myself then wrote the logo on in biro and permanent marker then scanned it to my email then took a photo of my laptop screen. I think this is the one.

While I'm sure this is the case, plenty of companies adjust their logo depending upon the background / space available. And by the looks of it they've got multiple brands going on right now in "sela" and "SELA SPORT", and I'm assuming we don't know which one we're getting.

Also looking at it now the sponsor is def gonna be bigger than that.

Me too but for now a boy can dream. Alternates. Doubt either of these would be legible irl:

Speedy 'shop:

It's still Castore marra. We'll be out of the CL before they've got around to working out how to offer a 2nd font choice.

What if i'm fucking loaded? Can you even find a shirt for less than 60 quid these days?

The problem here is that the shirt has been designed without the black box being part of the shirt. So it'd have to be a big vinyl black sticky box, and thus, it would look shit.

If they went with a black text logo on black and white stripes I'd love them forever. Seems wildly unlikely, but if they did it I'd absolutely use Emaar for all of my Middle Eastern commercial real estate transactions going forward.

Headed to get my “NUFC Premmo 22/23 Top 4” tat right now

Doesn't Lascelles contract go for another 50 years or something? No-one is paying him off would be my guess.

I know one shouldn't judge these teams from our ivory tower, but either Luton or Coventry in the Premmo? Both seem like an absolute certainty to go down next year. obviously I know nothing of their abilities/current financial backing, but I shall judge anyway.

No need to imagine if you get it from DHGate and it just falls off after one wash anyway. It'd be ideal if it's a shitty square like that Noon one, peel that bastard straight off.

Not the worst kit ever. Not the best by a long shot. It's the hope that kills you. When they make a shirt that is *almost* good and then inevitably fuck it up with daft sleeves or all-round shoddy quality. Oh well. I guess I'll only get 1 or 2 this year.

for several reasons we need to move past the concept of being in the starting XI as the holy grail. We get 100 subs every game, and we have a very energy-sapping style of play. We need to plan for the whole 90 minutes. We were better off when we had the hard worky hardworkersons starting on the wings, and then utilizing Wilson/Isak off the bench. Either as an additional attacking fret, or just as a direct replacement for one another to freshen things up and give us an outlet for when the opponents are pushing up and chasing the game.

This tweet has a picture with a monochrome badge on. Do you remember if the badge is colour or monochrome? I really prefer the former… Also we need someone to slap on fun88 or whatever bollocks sponsor to ruin the kit.

I don’t care if we go white socks or not but it definitely has this connotation to me like.

I thought we were past the days when the TV presenters didn't know how to use the right words. Goaltender