SEMTEX

You can't be reading in to post/mid-match comments as real life my friend. I wish death upon a minimum of 10 people every match. Standard match banter etiquette. And even if there have been a few harsh comments regarding this transfer, the general sentiment has most certainly not been hatred.

What hatred? Vast majority of comments are "good lad but pretty shit, did a job but now is surplus to requirements". I don't see that as hatred. He's a very limited player (or has performed as such for us), and it's best for all concerned if he moves on. Good luck to him.

Honestly I think the response tells you everything you need to know. Your opinion was deemed wildly inaccurate, on pretty much every level. There is no debate point here, your opinion is absolutely crazy and inaccurate on every front (in seemingly everyone else’s opinion). I don’t know what kind of debate one anticipates from that.

Sorry lads.

Coincidence!?

Being recalled cos Wood getting chopped.

You see, I hope it's because we're replacing him with a decent player, but honestly we might just be better off without him Wood offered nowt. At this point I'd prefer to try ASM up front as a third choice. Or Willock. Or Schar.

fixed

Even when we’re regularly doing the quadruple, I see no reason he can’t be around the squad. Local boy, hard working grafter type. Basically in the role Matt Ritchie currently holds. But slightly more useful.

For fucks sake man it’s a web forum for posting whatever bollocks comes to mind. Why are you so averse to people making posts?! It is of no consequence to you. Go overthrow a government or something, you clearly don’t like it here.

SURELY this is the purchase to be made?!

ok but how is it helping chatting about things on a chat forum polic

Bus was late

I did some very complicated calculations, and going off google he comes home with something like £6,100 a day. It seems absolutely feasible for someone like that to have a person they can pay £200 to who basically just follows them like a little lapdog for 4 hours on a night out. Get your drinks, drive you home, lie to the missus, the standard 'reliable mate' stuff, but in a nice paid slavey kind of way. You don't even have to call a taxi and talk to the BLOKE behind the wheel. Your little errand boy is already sat in your lambo waiting at the door, revving it to make you look nails, but he's sober. Job done. But it's obviously this isn't commonplace for some reason. Might be a (very limited) business opportunity for someone here.

The very first sentence of your article on Brazil “Despite a longstanding commitment to improving road safety, Brazil’s numerous initiatives have suffered from weak enforcement.“ The law and the general morale compass of a country is a complete separate thing. I can tell you it’s absolutely standard, and no one would bat an eye if you had 3 drinks and drove in the US. I’ll reiterate that it’s not something I would do, but it’s absolutely common as muck over here and no one really cares.

Yes. Yes it can. I'm not entirely sure how this is a relevant response to my post or in any way furthers the discussion, but you are absolutely correct!

Y'all realize you're all shitting your pants over this because you've been educated to believe that drink driving is this morally reprehensible thing that is reserved for only those of exceptionally low morale fiber. Not everyone has been brought up being told that having a few beers and then driving is tantamount to diddling kids. So perhaps take a step back and understand that maybe Big Jo doesn't deserve to be flogged for this, especially given it's his first offence of this type (to my knowledge...). Educate him, make sure he understands the seriousness of it, and if he does it again then you can cut his dick off or whatever else is deemed appropriate.

it was the night after the qf win. Likely no training on Thursday I guess.

because you are not nearly important enough to warrant having safeguards like this

I’d also hazard a guess to say he may not have been brought up to have the same mentality regarding drink driving as Brits do. Club should just read the riot act to anyone who signs for us regarding the importance/ attitude to drink driving in the UK.

Silly boy. Still beyond me why they don’t hire someone for minimum wage to follow them around doing stupid things like driving them home or wiping their arse.

I have done some research. It's definitely just a poor, legs-together, interpretation of Orange Justice. Here's a 10 hour stream of it for y'all to enjoy.

Aye you're not alone. I just assumed it was a colour clash / kitman fuckup and they ended up wearing a training shirt or something

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