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I'm gonna go spoiler mental. [spoiler=ohnohedidnt]

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I despair at your post Mole, not because of what it says. It's the fact we are resigned to signing players to suit Pardew's hoofball tactics Even if we weren't all about the hoof, I'd want someone who can compliment Cisse far better than Gary Hooper or Darren Bent. I don't see the point in having more than 1 of them kids on the pitch.

This feels like a lot of money for someone that is not that impressive. Saying that, I demand we pay it.

"They are the one club I follow, along with Sunderland" Fuck off.

It's something special that we can run such a fucking boys club, and yet still leak the news to the press before a guy has even accepted the role. I just don't know how they do it.

MICK FUCKING HARFORD. FUCK OFF. YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

Already showing our strength in depth..

Red Bull Leeds sounds a bit shit. Leeds Torro Rosso. Much more continental.

I'm not saying it's not good for Villa compared to what you were expecting, but did you used to think this way about players? When Dwight Yorke was smashing them in did you think it would be a positive that you got an extra year out of him before he continued his natural progression to the big clubs - the only clubs worthy of having good players? Or did you enjoy the fact that he chose to spend the majority of his career at Villa and didn't just intend to use you as a stepping stone? Footbahl is a big bag of bollocks.

Well it's definitely good news for Villa compared to him leaving this year. But he's clearly on borrowed time. It's just depressing that this is how it works nowadays. Another dickhead footballer with a dickhead agent. Sigh.

Never gonna happen bro.

Got more money, will spend a year at Villa, and then a release clause will be matched / a gentleman's agreement to release him will be honoured. What a guy.

This kind of bollocks is going to get my hopes up. Bastard.

Then again, http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22760770

Is this actually a strength of his though? I don't know enough about him, and don't want to make assumptions based upon his build. Not that it'd surprise me if this is exactly what AP/JK are doing.

So three new strikers and keep hold of Cisse? ok That would be a sensible amount of strikers as far as I'm concerned. Bent/Cisse/Gomis as the main striker options, with Remy/Gouffran as the more withdrawn option / wingish position. (Obviously it'll never fucking happen like)

Whilst I don't have much of an issue with them swapping back and forth, you would've thought them effectively selling players to one another would be very fishy if they didn't sell them for a sensible market price. I don't see any fees listed.

He'd be fine in addition to Cisse. If he's replacing him, not cool.

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Do other banks really offer interest-free loans for Muslims? I was under the impression that they just offered bank accounts which didn't pay/charge interest. If that's the case why doesn't everyone convert to Islam before taking out a loan. They're not interest free, they just package the interest in a fairly retarded manner to make it appear to Allah as if there is no interest. They're deceiving Allah basically.

Nice work on wasting John Seamus' time and screwing over the Union.

Subside used to sell them. Hotukdeals went MENTAL once cos they were down to £20. They only seem to have a t-shirt now though.