SEMTEX

It was nice to have a good season last year. Gonna try and remember it as best I can. Might just watch last years games each week instead of catching the live games. We will miss you hatem. :'(

Don't know whether to laugh or cry

Just woken up and seen the team. Exceptionally tempted to just go back to sleep. Fucking ridiculous. Lets camp out for a nice comfortable 3-0 home loss.

Oldham does have a Costco though.

Love how every half bit football blogger is whipping out massively technical pieces on the master stroke of putting luiz in the middle of the park. Pretentious shite overload.

Probably get smashed 5-0 by Brentford, with Good being at fault for all 5 goals.

+ http://i.imgur.com/rI3SF.gif

I was unaware of this Tyson character, never mind his reputation for faux Ryder tweets. I don't have enough time to stay on-the-ball with the all of the NO plebs. I only concern myself with the high ranking types.

GOD DAMNIT

It's better than straw man. Wind your neck in

Fucking hell that's wrong and horrible from start to end. Let's dissect. When Maicon (shite) or Dani Alvez (spelled incorrectly) puts in a defensive shift like that (both attack minded full backs), it's a headline stealer (never once seen a headline for a solid defensive performance made by right-back on losing team) ! For Simmo, the ink is wet on that new contract at #nufc (it isn't) !

Is HIGH HORSE word of the day or something? It took a deflection. It barely made any difference. Who cares. Us being turbo shit is a bigger concern. Talk about us being turbo shit, please.

Time to get HD? I was watching in 1080p, and still didn't see a thing, if there was it was extremely slight and there was no visible deviation in the ball's flight. You were definitely not watching in 1080p. I was thinking that. No TV is broadcast in 1080p. Whatever, it was still bloody HD so STFU Yeah, but did you have the correct aspect ratio, or was the picture stretched to fit? So many variables. You clearly can't be trusted.

Don't worry about it neezles, we're future proofed in life, they're just jealous.

Time to get HD? I was watching in 1080p, and still didn't see a thing, if there was it was extremely slight and there was no visible deviation in the ball's flight. You were definitely not watching in 1080p.

I mean, they super zoomed in on the shot and the spin of the ball changed because of the deflection. I really don't think it made a grand deal of difference to the shot, it was certainly not going the direction that Schwarzer went, but it definitely clipped his shin/ankle/something.

Addition: not that it affected anything for Marky Schwarz, he was just going the wrong way. All it did was make it go a bit... dippier?

It deflected off Riise's(?) leg. Saw about twelve replays of the moment it contacted the leg.

Pardew is aids

ffs

http://i.imgur.com/gCIhk.jpg

dog is displeased by my screams

SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL

http://www.eyefootball.com/news/2987/Villa%3A-no-Radamel-Falcao.html Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill has rubbished rumours that Colombian striker Radamel Falcao Garcis Zarate would soon be signing for the club from River Plate. The 21-year-old forward from River Plate – the Argentinian club Villa signed Juan Pablo Angel from seven years ago – has been linked with a £5m switch to the West Midlands. But O’Neill said: “It’s news to me. I think we’d be looking a little closer to home.” The Colombian striker is considered one of the best young and up and coming youngsters in the Argentinian leagues.

Yaya is sextacular