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Another vote for Nixon's credibility from me. Also +1 for pissing on Dino's face.

Surprising lack of Simpson nominations.

10m bid for Owen. Immediately hand him the armband.

The positive in this is that the way were playing right now, we'd be shite with 90s Maldini and Baresi at CB, so it matters not whether we're playing Willo and Perch at CB, we're gonna lose either way. (Yes, I'm sad right now)

YEY LOTS OF POSITIVE INJURY NEWS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING SHIT SHIT SHIT NEWS. I am shocked.

Fuck that. Our domestic spine would inevitably be total shit compared to the foreign arms and legs.

Thanks for the translation.

I love Nasser Hussain.

inbox me

is there a stream for it

He aint gettin on no plane

Oh shit. I had blocked that from my memory. I kill u, u semi american bastard.

Dino and I scored in the same game at Gosforth High School Madras played in that one. Reds lost. Think we went 1 up, then 3-1 down, then I smashed a precise effort in the top corner... after that it was all a blur. Fairly sure this was the same game where sicknote broke his finger in the warm up. Oh and there were about four hundred foul throws. Cunt ref.

It's just a completely random example. Nothing to see here. This never happened.

He plays in a mickey mouse league, what do you expect?

Honestly, who invented this purple player fucking nonsense.

Couldn't be chewed driving a left hand drive car in the UK like. You'd have to shout like a mental cunt whenever you wanted a Big Mac.

Confirmed aye

Yeah I didn't want to unfollow, but he keeps retweeting all this celebratory stuff. Do not want.

We need to win some games of football. Desperately. Need to put out as good a team as we can muster.

We'd get a million or so for him I'm sure. That'd do me. I can't see him contributing a whole deal and he's hardly going to be the happiest of subs. We've got enough mediocre fullback options IMO, we don't need another sitting on our bench.

Any thanks I left had for Danny Simpson disappeared when he stood prone in the box for 5 seconds whilst Lukas Podolski walked past him when the rest of the team were desperately throwing themselves in front of the ball. His mediocrity is fine, when he shows desire. That was pathetic and he's officially in my bad books.

So long. Farewell.

Delightful. Will we now play proper football?