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Rumours have it that he's had his head turned by a lucrative offer from QPR. Training with the kids.

Much prefer John out wide personally

McCarthy isn't out of work, he is manager of Ipswich Town.

By far the worst part IMO. I welcome endless stupid questions over hearing some clueless shite telling me how they think we should try and sign Messi.

All the theories in here are fantastic like. People read into this far too much. Saggy face sold him a vision that came alongside a massive fucking pay packet, it's not quite as black and white as HE WENT FOR THE MONEY vs NAR, HE WENT FOR QPR'S SEXY FLOWING FOOTBARL. But carry on all the same.

I've got there like. Helps not being in Newcastle mind. I just don't pay the slightest bit of attention to transfer rumours. It's certainly a lot harder to do after another depressing performance like.

Why do all of your solutions end up with someone getting stunned through a table

FOR US OR THEM

I hear his value has shot up. Spent almost all of the last 12 months on the treatment table and has not scored a goal in his handful of appearances.

Completely ignoring football rumours until the player signs on the dotted line is a fantastic thing.

If Mal Ross says it, it must be true.

Oh, so he's a posh bastard, eh? aye, another fucking ego to deal with ffs. Footballers these days are so far removed from the working man.

It's also Greggs in Manchester ffs. We paid for his flight :'(

Football is soft as shite nowadays like. This game isn't getting interesting either.

The guy actually tries to take players on. When people do this, sometimes they lose the ball, or sometimes the person playing the "easy pass" option gets pissed off, but I couldn't give less of a shit. He's by far our best creative outlet, and we look clueless without him.

What a bag of shite mr 40

Needs to finish off that hattrick

Definitely buying the DVD of this one

What a game

Why the FUCK would you not just go with your right foot there man. Fucking idiot

Would prefer Bigi in that midfield over either Jonas or Perch. Would prefer Ranger nowhere near squad.

Will hopefully be below Campbell sooner rather than later You see, that was my hope too, but we all know which of the 2 has had more opportunities on the pitch so far this season. Pards does like a big man

I voted Cabaye, but I'm not exactly enamoured by the choice. Best of a bad bunch.

There's no way he's going anywhere like, it's just a little upsetting that this is his current mindset.