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I'm offended at someone mentioning Wayne Hennessey as a viable transfer option. Then again, if that joker can get a Premier League contract, it gives me hope that my career at NUFC may still happen.

His knees man, nee way he's playing Basketball.

So how does that work, advantage or not, keeper should still be off, no?? Fuck knaaas

Nowhere near crossing the line

Tevez did a 'golf swing' celebration. Fox Soccer Man is not happy.

Beardsley on the fern on Fox Soccer

who the fuck leaves early at wembley when you're 1 goal down!??!

what a fucking save

There are a lot worse. That guy who kept giving foul throws at a red v blue game for example. Wanker.

The problem is that I dont believe we'll NEED Everton to lose to get to Europe. In my mind we're finishing 4th or 5th. Makes it even harder to support these wankshafts.

I don't feel happy.

Am I happy?

good work

Is that who Bendtner evolves into?

Such nonsense "Morning pal. Congratulations on your recent signings. You've done some very good business while making vast improvements to your already decent squad!"

Be hilarious if our new kit has a clear northern rock patch-over job

Makes me wanna throw up

God is smiting him for not playing for the US.

He's annoying man

Could say the same about the Philly DC NY area!

Aye, I've got a bangin' Dutch accent if you still need someone from that neck of the woods.

... there are plenty of Muslim players around the world that don't automatically turn to shit during Ramadan

I was thinking Stephen Ireland. But I probably should've given him a diamond earring or something.

http://i.imgur.com/BDRSm.jpg

The way Dave Whelan pimps out Bobby M is weird.