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SEMTEX

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  1. Two more Nolan goals, Messi gets helicopter onto the centre circle and drinks his piss.
  2. I know nobody wants to lay it off for Shola, but AC shouldve laid it off all day long.
  3. (to the tune of keano wanks his dogs) 3 MORE HE DRINKS HIS PISS 3 MORE HE DRINKS HIS PISS 3 MORE
  4. Its annoyingly difficult to tell the difference between the kits on tv. Must remember to buy bigger tv.
  5. I'm sorry but Stephen Ireland's mop top outranks them both by some distance.
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    Players in public

    In which case, you might have seen me and Dino, going through the exact same process. Thankfully Dino has seen Xisco's penis, so he recognised him instantly.
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    Players in public

    Xisco is waiting for cookies in Eldon Square with lass and baby. Lass is not man. I would.
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    Sunderland...

    In general I try not to buy in to calling every mackem and inbred cunt thing, basically because it's rubbish. People like the rest of us, yaada yada yada. However, having a look at RTG it's very hard to accept that they haven't got some massive obsession. The sheer number of threads dedicated to NUFC, and how they compare with NUFC, and how we all think we should be in top 4 and we think that Carroll = Christ is insane! I assumed I'd go in to the thread, see that it was started by the mackem equivalent to Crumpy or NE5 or something, and see that 90% of the people there think "Do you think NUFC have less women fans!?" is a retarded thread choice... but no, it's standard fayre, they just constantly chat away about how they compare with NUFC, whilst simultaniously insisting they dont care about us. Perhaps it's more indicitive of the primative members on RTG rather than the mackem population as a whole? It's certainly a bit of a dowie.
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    Twitter

    That makes no sense
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    Twitter

    I was bite fishing and I did it perfectly, it made me feel like the big guy so I'm pretty happy with myself tbh
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