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Hasn't played in his natural position yet this season. I'll reserve judgement as to whether he can step up this season. I think this is the most sensible mentality about Guthrie, though I will say I've seen very few glimpses of quality to have any great faith that he'll become someone useful for NUFC. (well, in the long run, he's useful now because he's a midfielder who isn't Alan Smith).

I'd happily see us pay him millions of pounds to fuck off out of our squad tbh. Don't expect anyone to buy him, and even on a free they'd never pay his wages.

He did

Well this has been nice, but I'm off to chew through a bucket of paracetamol. See you on the other side.

Yey. Enrique is doing well too.

There's nobody else to pick from. Exactly. But we've shot ourselves in the foot with stupid fucking suspensions and Hughton needs to sort that out. It's Ashley's job to get in some decent players, but he won't. I hate this club sometimes. The squad is piss poor, but there is piss poor, and there is Alan Smith. We should just accept we don't have a 2nd DM and play differently when Tiote is out.

Lovenkrands puts away another chance, he's clinical! 4-2. Oh wait. He didn't. He hit it at the keeper. But at least he was in the right place to hit it straight at the keeper. Yeeey

I'd be up for a Smith/Lovenkrands swap.

Running alongside him, random swipe of arm. Stupidity.

HAHAHHAHA HE'S WEARING GLOVES. AAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A CUNT

Me too Smith is a cunt

Lovenkrands to pull the strings and bag a hattrick I reckon.

I don't think you're giving that rod enough credit. On todays showing I'd be tempted to pick the rod too http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gmPnOBaxFWk/S48MuVA5S1I/AAAAAAAABsA/q7mfyvVopLo/s400/carbon+rod.bmp

Jonas >>>>>>>>>>> inanimate carbon rod >>>>>>>>> Smith

I hope to Allah that the commentator is lying.

Fuck off straight replacement. Fuck off.

Rodallega fantasy team :-( Unless it helps Rooney bag a hattrick, given that he's been a cancer on my team all season.

Smith being sent off would help us tbh. He currently occupies the DM position without doing any of the DM work, if he wasn't on the pitch, someone would cover the position and do an infinitely better job.

Shola didn't even jump for that header. Zero effort.

Just checked Elmander off the ball on edge of box. Idiotic that's all.

Lovenkrands on for Smith

There we go! Smith did something!

Anyone. Literally anyone else would add more to the team than Alan Smith.

Now you're just being silly. Is it any sillier than picking Smith in the first place though? I'm not sure.

Right now we need to seriously hassle them, get them on the back foot asap if we've any hope.