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He could use jaunty camera angles to make it look like he's pissing, when infact there is a tube of apple juice behind his cock. We need Decky to go watch. He can be the fluffer.

I have just been informed that the DB goal cost me my FF MOTM award and fiver. The person who won had Bent, I had Enrique. I would be a fiver richer if it wasn't for that goal. Worst match ever.

pretty sure that'd be illegal

Main mackem loud mouth had pre-emptively arranged a day off to nurse his hangover / hide his face. It'll keep till tomorrow big lad, don't you worry.

SAC

http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/empics/20101031/13/3265899691-31102010135058.jpg Black and White Power

Fantastic group of.. players. He's mixed it up.

Shola is a sexy cunt of a man

Need to find me a mackem

Total sickener, but I'll survive.

ONE MORE GOAL, DRINKING HIS PISS, ONE MORE GOAL, DRINKING HIS PISS, ONE MORE GOAL, DRINKING HIS PISS,

This is the peak of my life.

I've given up on my chair. I look stupid.

Shola is my one gay option.

Geordie boys. Taking. The. Piss.

Gyan. European footballer of the year. Work it out mr commentator.

Phil Dowd is giving it the big one

Cattermole getting The scows calm down treatmet

Also Thru on goal = red

I've come. Ive ejaculated. In front of my wholefamily.

This needs to pick the fuck up

Crowd man. Start fuckkng making noise again

Looking 442y

Thrillller This could be agent bruce's finest hour. I hope for a post match interview where he's pissing himself laughing, sticks up the v's, shouts 13 million, and walks off into the legendary sunset.

My head has never bounced so much to an assassins creed advert. Buzzing.