SEMTEX

45 yards, top corner.

Oh what a shocker

I best get less naked and start doing my self-confidence mantras in the mirror. My motivation is all over the place right now.

Only metal studs, at least 2 inches long allowed.

I heard MKSC and Yorkie said you were the weak link. If I were you I'd have another 2 bottles of wine, then shoot up, just to annoy them. another 2 bottles will make me barf.....however i have some cans and have yet to watch newsnight or t in the park. Fuck man, excessive wine and heroine is one thing, but an evening of newsnight? Mental

I heard MKSC and Yorkie said you were the weak link. If I were you I'd have another 2 bottles of wine, then shoot up, just to annoy them.

I'm going to be there at 10.

Lucky QBG What? You only have to roll out of bed and you're there. Well, it was sarcasm related to the fact you have to jump into a car full of BIG LADS who have already been in there for 3+ hours. Mmmmmmmm. Dunno what you're on about.

If you don't turn up it'll be more than your hamstring that's tweaked.

Lucky QBG

Aye if anyone can metro, they shud. Piece of Piss.

Too much dinero for me like.

Philadelphia Union > Celtic

Some of the lads around here just don't have street smarts like we have Stu. We've got Masters Degrees from the University of LIFE, much better than any "real" degree.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/9774/johnhallkickmyass.jpg The Blue dot is the location of John Hall's crappy Corsa, with his entire family in tow. The Red dot is the point at which I realise I'm meant to turn left in my Volvo estate. Driving at 35mph. The Green dot is the point at which John Hall found me. He then got out his car and proceeded to give me a right royal ear bashing. Which would have no doubt been 10 times worse if I hadn't begged for his mercy.

I hope to fuck he doesn't recognise me, he might actually kill me.

No flat shoes and no blades/studs Barefoot it is. My assumption on the blade front it perhaps it means metal blades? Mine are plastic, I'll be wearing them, though perhaps I'll bring an alternative incase psycho John Hall is watching.

You can't argue with the numbers.

Quality at the first one must've been terrible. 11 goals Not even NOFC have managed that... have they?!??

I had envisaged the first ringer-less Red/Blue game, which would have been marvellous, but we've always had em and it's a bit of a needs-must sorta thing. It's no biggy. Shame we've been forced into having both of em like, with the losses of Stu (is he playing?) and KenDahl, but there ya go. If Stu is playing, and you're bringing in a super human 14th player, when we've only got 13, that's a bit

Your record says otherwise.

Borrrinnnngg You need something from the Venezuelan third division.

Just get rid of the shit cup. Keep FA as it is.

How is this even remotely an awful idea? Anyone who wears it will look like a t***. The Nike one? It pisses on the Puma one man. That's not hard but how many people outside the few dozen on here are really that arsed with asthetics? Most people will invest in the kit and those that don't will stick with older/retro shirts. I don't see a market for it and I think it's pretty naff. Man United's green and gold was bad enough, Liverpool's effort is laughable and this is no better. Liverpool have sold 4,500 of their laughable shirts. Liverpool are a laughable club with laughable fans. As are we. Aye, but our laughable fans have a penchant for the official replica shirt no matter how ugly. They'll not settle for any old tat. How are the going to proudly show where they're from when they're on their jollies in Crete without an official replica shirt? God forbid they get mistaken for Notts County fans. That was another option for me tbh, Notts County shirt, or maybe a local club that plays in stripes. Or Grimsby, that one looked alright.