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It just feels like people think he might actually be Christ 2.0

People are setting themselves up for such a fall.

And Spain had a total mare

I demand the Burnip Index be taken off the Internet.

Burnip good OCK not so good

lucky bunch of cunts

I wish I was Bent

SWP is shit, but he's even shitter when he's got no confidence. Which is very often.

Goaaall Sunderland

Feel sorry for SWP. No confidence whatsoever.

Canny gerl that like

I love the filthy mackem rat

niiiiiiiiice

Oh my days, how the fuck has that happened?!

... I'm not even playing... you'll be fine.

Bellamy?

"He feels he's taken them as far as he can" What? He's taken them nowhere at all.

I'm so confused.

You're on crack. It has the massive fuck off Northern Rock felt shit, and the badges were centred (shit).

They've blatantly all got Andy Carroll.

So you lied to me

I've read that he's there as a player-manager. Wouldn't say he's shit, just getting old and not doing a Nicky Butt by staying at a bigger club like he should do. Well he's definitely not their manager, that's some other chap. Hamann spent last year without a club apparently. Very odd.

Well due to there being no proper football on, I'm watching MK Dons vs Hartlepool. Just kicked off. I didn't realise Dietmar Hamaan was playing for MK Dons. Must be pretty shit.

har har, 4-4, equalised in 89th minute. Now on 92nd minute.