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My car has been stolen, so plans to see this have gone down the shitter. Ach well. (By stolen, I mean that my parents have gone out in they car they own. Mind you, they had an option of a) the car im insured on, and b) the car that im not insured on. They went with a)

Anyone gonna be in town for this? I've nee mates so will be in the Lodge on my tod.

ahahah Tranmere score after blatant handball control in box by Tranmere player.

Goaaaaal 2-0

Tranmere just scored a pen from handball almost on the line, guy booked and pen converted past FF. Guy who scored pen then had a 1-on-1 with FF and went round him then went to ground. Bit OTT a dive but was probs a pen. Anyway, FF sent straight off. Awaiting Pen.

FF sent off for Norwich

If it does materialise, I'll go if it's in NYC like.

It's meant to be a throwback kinda shirt, so they didn't want a sponsor on the front.

http://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/page/LatestHeadlines/0,,10413~2011032,00.html http://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/javaImages/72/e1/0,,10413~8708466,00.png http://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/javaImages/71/e1/0,,10413~8708465,00.png Burnley Football Club is proud to reveal the new home shirt to be worn for the 2010/11 season. The new Puma-manufactured shirt has been specifically designed to replicate the first ever claret and blue shirt worn by the club, exactly 100 years ago. In conjunction with Puma, market leaders in shirt design, the new shirt will be manufactured from 100 per cent lamb's wool, maintaining thermal regulation through even venting. However, cutting-edge shirt design technology has enabled Puma to mix the hand-dyed wool with the revolutionary patented 'PROlifola' water-resistant fabric, for maximum moisture management. Uniquely, the woollen shirt includes lumber zone ventilation, which counters the naturally heat-retentive material and prevents temperature build up in the lower back area. The new, round-collared shirt also features longer sleeve seams for pronounced shoulder definition and has been manufactured to reduce friction and provide a performance cut that accentuates the physique. The shirt also comes with anatomically tailored sleeves featuring elongated, absorbent cuffs for ease of facial moisture removal. High definition embroidery will accentuate the machine-stitched club crest which, as per this season, sits in a shield above the left breast. The kit will be available to order soon from the Turf Moor club shop and online, priced at £39.99 (adults) and £34.99 (juniors). Burnley Football Club's replica away shirt will be unveiled at a later date.

I've ticked everyone who I feel can do a job in a Premier League squad. Doesn't mean first team. Basically I didn't tick Butt, Best, Smith, Hall and Raylor.

It's almost offensive that Brian Laws' opinion is seen as newsworthy.

Fucking fantastic goal from agger

S'canny that.

Theres a few in town like. Lodge, City Vaults, Yates.

If he goes anywhere it'd be to his beloved Oldham I reckon.

It's an April Fool MAN

Boo to West coast, yey to East. Too much jetlag going West coast, too dangerous. Let's stay safe, keep it on the Eastside.

I blame that thug Puyol. Filthy player. Should be banned for the rest of the season.

SSN are saying Cesc has a suspected broken leg!?

Mother fucker.

Chygrynski(y) Injured?

There only is one, and he's shit. Aye that was my thought like. He should spend his career going between relegation candidate teams imo.

Zlatan has done well this game, but he's not shown anything near £40m worth of ability in one game alone. but nothing he's done in this game makes him look like a £40m striker.

Fucking awful, awful attempted tackle from Eboue.