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Awful on all counts by Ibra. Horrible miss from 3 yards, where he was offside for no reason whatsoever.

Edgar Davids looks a bit suave like. Apart from his face ofc.

A squad that they built...

We have 5 spaces left and basically only 1 day before we've got to pay thanks to Good Friday. If there is anyone who wants to play or is already playing but has a mate/brother who is interested, please get in touch, otherwise we could be in danger of cancelling.

Yeah... i can go as far as blue but anything else is . I don't like gold cos it looks absolutely fucking terrible. Anything that's shiny/metallic looks awful, and also means it's that horrendous glossy plastic material - which is tacky as anything. However. I think i'd accept copious amounts of gold if it means putting stripes on the back of the shirt again. This is an acceptable reason to not want gold trim. As long as your reasoning isn't related to any stature associated with the colour gold.

I don't get the hang up over gold trim like. Why do people seem to think a gold Puma means we think we're the best team in the world? It's just a colour.

Where as the word 'Reading' is just crazy.

3rd place has won the playoffs in 3 of the last 4 seasons. Before that it's a lot more sparse, but I'm not convinced that's exactly 'curse' material!

Forest deserve it the most by far. Not just because they're third, but because they're convincingly better than any of the other teams in and around. Still, it'd be nice to see a Welsh team make it to the Prem (and straight back down). Or maybe Blackpool if they can get in. Holloway could be Premiership gold.

Levante B

Mint finish to the game. Loved how we pushed on and didn't look scared when we were 1 up. Makes a fucking change.

6-0 win

yo'u nee'd t'o sor't thos'e apostrophe's ou't mat'e

Has Gazza spent time at Her Majesty's pleasure before?

He was saying those were the nicer places.

Did he? Tbf that is good a thing as most people from G-Head usually pop along to court in the best tracksuit which is usally the Lacoste one. Have you ever been to Gateshead? I don't own a tracksuit and haven't bought anything lacoste for about 12 years. Lots of posters on here will also live in Gateshead or come from Gateshead and won't like the sterotype/dissing of their town. Gateshead is fucking horrible for the most part though. No it isn't, parts of Newcastle, Sunderland, North and South Tyneside are far far worse. I've lived in Gateshead for 42 years and wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

Did he? Tbf that is good a thing as most people from G-Head usually pop along to court in the best tracksuit which is usally the Lacoste one. Have you ever been to Gateshead? I don't own a tracksuit and haven't bought anything lacoste for about 12 years. Lots of posters on here will also live in Gateshead or come from Gateshead and won't like the sterotype/dissing of their town. If you're gonna live down South and support the toon, you have to be able to take the insults I'm afraid. Filthy Cockney.

That thread is amazing. The OP is clearly a mong, and all the other mackems know it. My favourite response is...

Why. WHY!? Why the hell did he punch the ball out of the air?!

This is easy. (Higgers 3-1)

You'd expect so, when both teams are Madrid.

Yeah, Shabby Alonso.

What the fuck did you expect, I've watched it for about 15 minutes in total and it's been all Madrid, even if they have managed to fuck up every chance.

¡¡Hala Madrid!!

How did that not go in.