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Not that I'm gonna take that article as gospel, but that would be fine with me tbh.

Wouldn't sell Shola personally. He's had a lot more Premiership experience than the other strikers. Even if he is shit, everyone else could prove to be shitter at this level.

40/1 for Newcastle to qualify for the Champions League next season with Skybet. Get your bets on now before these fantastic odds are snapped up!

Hopefully at the world cup Maradona gets him addicted to crack.

Already haaas. http://www.1pezeshk.com/archives/messi-handball.jpg Aye he fucking has. Dirty fucking cheat.

Barca 0-25 Arsenal

Canny bit of firepower there. Maybe Newcastle should copycat. Instead of Sneijder Militio Pandev Eto'o we could field Carroll Lovenkrands Ameobi and Best all at once.

Right back AND full back? Sign him up!

Feeling some form of achievement when we win. No more Steve Claridge/Maneeesh/That annoying email bitch who has decent tits but never wears anything low cut. Mackem banter on a level playing field Beating Tottenham

My head says Enrique but my heart isn't so sure.

Last season I had no clue who to get on the back of the shirt due to the turmoil and general spinelessness of last season's performances. This season I've a wealth of options! This will be the foremost thought in my head for the next 2 months at least. Guthrie? Colo? Jose? Shearer? Jonas? Ameobi? Kadar? Best!?! That is all.

Routledge was alright tonight tbh. For every time he fucked up, he made something out of nothing as far as I'm concerned. 6/7 out of 10 imo.

GET THE FUCK IN

Didn't sink in till I saw the SSN ticker. Premier League baby!

PARTY TIME Enter: Wings and Beer.

TOOOOON ARMY

I'm willing to admit that we're probably going up.

Want Forest to win. C'mon Forest.

haha. Please score again WBA. Want money.

Poop!

Watford scored! ha

Please score WBA. Please.

Bristol City scored and Watford had a player sent off. Please score WBA.

Dean Windass is amazing.

West Brom starting to play tbh