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Henry basically shepherded the ball with the palm of his hand and then it went across goal for Gallas to shoulder it in from a yard.

That's Leo Messi's influence. Thierry would never have done that otherwise. FUCK YOU LEO MESSI.

2106: GOAL Bosnia 0-1 Portugal (agg 0-2) All over tbh

Used to take them regularly for Arsenal too. He's nowhere near a set piece for us, he's really not that good at them. He'd be more useful getting to the end of them in the box. You lot have ruined Thierry. Another reason to hate Barcelona.

It's cos you invaded our country and were basically cunts to us for a fair while, tbf. Mostly in good spirit that we root against England though. Aye, Burnip. Why'd you do that, you big bloody invading meanie? I dunno, it was a moment of weakness. I've apologised ever since. It's a good job I don't have any Irish buddies, I wouldn't be able to control myself.

Hasn't been like that in the Ireland game... Might be now that they've scored.

Why am I Irish tonight. ffs. If this was England all you Irish twats would be desperate for us to get raped.

FANTASTIC pace

has a cock like a coke can Source? A female friend told me. She claims her "friend" sat on that shit. Probably BS.

has a cock like a coke can

I hope you'll forgive me for not immediately swooning at this news.

You clearly don't have FM10 then no, why? 60% of those managing Newcastle on FM10 go directly to Ebi Smolarek every time

I should point out that my inherent racism probably made me more scared than I perhaps should've been.

It's that feeling of being separated from the city that makes it all that more worrying for me. Makes me feel like it's significantly less policed. I mean, I have no stats, I just felt a lot more worried being there than I ever have in Philly. Not that I often walk through the meaner streets of Philalfeea.

Sweet. Didn't know that. I'm gonna be living in State College for a few months (and spending Christmas in the suburbs of Philly). Philadelphia Union is gonna be based in Chester though, this scares me. Why does that scare you? I've driven through Chester once. It's a scary place tbh.

Only once he's tied up the Brett Emerton deal.

Where did you watch it? I am to make the wild prediction of: Dodgy foreign Satellite TV

Aye, England's 2nd string are definitely all big time charlies. And boy is it humiliating losing 1-0 to Brasil. I can't even count the amount of times I've seen shocking headlines about Wes Brown, Matty Upson & Ben Foster. I heard they're all sex addicted crack whores.

With his wrong foot From 30 yards! I'm waiting for Matty Upson to maraud through the Brazil team only to crack one off the bar from 35 yards... with his right foot.

Too many!? madness.

Newcastle Fan hasn't been seen since.

Poor Newcastle Fan

Sweet. Didn't know that. I'm gonna be living in State College for a few months (and spending Christmas in the suburbs of Philly). Philadelphia Union is gonna be based in Chester though, this scares me.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/42686079.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1258161538&Signature=DILPfjS%2F0ZY6iyLOee9CvIw0frQ%3D The Philadelphia Union's first ever shirt, and it's amazing. It's also amazingly expensive. $120 shipped.

"Mac-man" had me in stitches.