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But they've still got Owen Hargreaves! ONOEZ :omg:

I'm not sure on this, but they'll probably be looking to put him on the bench for Champions League games, as a home grown player. Sneaky fuckers, that Chelsea lot Haha you won't be saying that when Ross Turnbull comes on 10 minutes into the Champions League final after Petr Cech gets sent off for felling Leo Messi.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Competition for Petr Cech obviously.

The championship rights won't have changed from last year. So probably not much. Watching the BBC games really won't be hard though. UK Proxy plus iPlayer win.

They probably will, you're right. But people are foolish to assume Barca have the title wrapped up before the league has even begun.

Anyway, as much as people cream over the Barca team, it's not like they stormed the league last season. If they didn't dick on Real with 5(ish) games left to go, then the title would've been very very close. Real won't win the Champions League, not this season at least, but La Liga is always a possibility when you've got an entire season of playing against 14 s**** Spanish teams, 4 decent Spanish teams and 1 good Spanish team. They didn't? What more could they have done? Scored miles more than anyone else, conceded less than everyone else and had only lost 2 games before they gave up at the end of the season with the title wrapped. Also you gotta remember one of those defeats was Guardiola's first league game when he didn't have the players doing what he wanted, after that they only lost one. As for 'if they didn't dick on Real', how is that Barca's fault? They did dick on Real because they were the better team by far that game and for the whole season. dick on real = that 6-2 game. I was referring to that 1 game. I simply mean: Barca won by 9 points. Both Barca and Real officially gave up after that 6-2 match, I think it's fair to say. People act like Barca ROMPED home with a 30 point difference or something. I don't at all claim Real will be the better side, but it's far from beyond possibility that they could take La Liga over the course of a season. After all, everyone was saying how SHIT the Real Madrid team were this year, so do people not think C.Ronaldo, Kaka, Albiol and Benzema will get them an extra 9 points?

so we've got 11-a-side, plus 1 extra blue player? And Yorkie will be late..

so is this going ahead?

Stéphane Guivarc'h is gonna tear it up like.

Their guarantor is basically every local bank. Every local bank that has no wish to see their team go under. Oh, and obviously the government tell the banks that they're in no rush to collect their loans in. Anyway, as much as people cream over the Barca team, it's not like they stormed the league last season. If they didn't dick on Real with 5(ish) games left to go, then the title would've been very very close. Real won't win the Champions League, not this season at least, but La Liga is always a possibility when you've got an entire season of playing against 14 shite Spanish teams, 4 decent Spanish teams and 1 good Spanish team.

I fucking hate Sérgio Conceição. Cheating fucking cunt. Fuck him up Andy, fuck him up.

Why are you in training? Have you signed for us? Where is Habib Beye? PS are you any good at Left Back cos we really need back up for Enrique? Are you really moaning about his choice of tense? his username is habibbeye but he doesn't claim to be habib. Thus, due to his username, using first-person tense every so often is hardly a crime.

Massive news. Bolton sign former Portsmouth midfielder Sean Davis on a free transfer

I know 0 keepers.

because its a lot of money.

Don't worry about it. If you're 10 minutes late thats fine. Likelyhood is we'd have rolling subs anyway. First 10 mins = your rest.

Souness. Thread should have been closed right then. It's the unbeatable arguement.

Sly 100k bid?

Pissed the bed? Pissing the bed would be a dream compared to FFS taking over at the helm again. and... Aye but as Taylor so rightly said he'll still be ugly in the morning. http://www.cristiano-ronaldo-pictures.com/cristiano-ronaldo-photo.jpg I'm sure he wakes up in the morning, sees himself in the mirror and sheds a tear...

ive woken up in a cold sweat. i knew something had gone gravely wrong.

Milner is walking in treacle again

Is he even in the squad? Saw a video of him talking in another thread he looks like he's gained about 3 stone. Adam

That 4th match sounds pretty tough.