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Yet now you're content to settle with the deformed Shell Jubin?

They're shorts dude, hot pants provide a whole new level of detail.

Irrelevent of how one feels about the away strip, the fact that the perceived 'poor sales' are being covered by the BBC is frankly ridiculous.

I've joined. Felix Burnaldo are gonna tear it up.

wtf Any vague reasoning as to why this comment has been made here? Or just randomly spouting shit?

That was my guesswork yeah. Don't take anything as gospel. I've heard confirmation of the existence of a 3rd shirt... from someone around here. Fuck knows who.

16m for a 20 year old, world is going to end, etc.

Yes. Black with blue trim.

black. shit camera.

Completely agree with that. Huntelaar is definitely a better player than Crouch. I just think Crouch will form a better partnership with Defoe and won't be a gamble. Thanks for looking at the bigger picture . It's like saying 10 years ago, you'd prefer to sign Niall Quinn than Ronaldo because he'll suit your system better. I get the theory completely, but there is such a gulf in class that it's ridiculous to prefer Crouchy.

IMO all this media piss-taking has made me wanna buy the shirt more so.

Agreed. Dirty Catalan.

She look fit?

I know Huntelaar is a better player than these two, but Kuyt and Afonso Alves scored bundles in the Dutch league too. Crouch is tried and tested and contributes his fair share of goals and assists. Huntelaar's period at Madrid was deemed unsuccesful, he played a bit part. Yet Huntelaar's goalscoring ratio at Real Madrid was better than Crouch's at Pompey/Liverpool/Villa/Anywhere. Ultimately, if you want a lanky twat to lump the ball at, in the hope that it sticks, Crouch will be a better choice. But if you want someone who'll be better at everything other than BEING REALLY TALL, then you go Huntelaar.

I'm astounded that this is an actual serious discussion.

Oh my lord, just look at their scoring records ffs. Huntelaar is in a whole different class to Crouch.

Unlike you i don't have boners over fancy European names and i actually look at the bigger picture. Did i say Crouch was a better player than Huntelaar? no i didn't. Crouch will suit our system more though and i think i'm in a better position to make that call then you are. You'd prefer AIDS over the Flu because you don't like sneezing? best metaphor ever tbh

Graham Norton, Bruno and Christian from Eastenders. Your reference to 'Christian from Eastenders' is far gayer than the kit itself could ever be. you're right, should have said dan b. Maybe you should've said YOUR MOTHER

Graham Norton, Bruno and Christian from Eastenders. Your reference to 'Christian from Eastenders' is far gayer than the kit itself could ever be.

Because its going to cripple the league, what happens all these wankers get bored. Depends what you mean by get bored. I don't forsee him ever pulling funding out of Manchester City as far as running costs go. Perhaps transfer market funds will have to be self-funded, but ultimately, the amount of money he has to put in for wages etc is so negligble that it's not even a blip on his financial radar. So man city are going to rule the football world forever because he has so much money to hand. Brilliant. Well, they still have to play the game of football you know? Whilst hoovering up all the talent and offering stupid wages to players, which humps up all the other wage demands. Brilliant aye. Never said it was brilliant, but it's not quite the doomsday that eveyone seems to have convinced themselves it is. Not doomsday but it makes it even more difficult for any team to progress when you have a fat chelsea or fat man city hoying money about like no ones business paying over the odds for players and the wages. It does make it harder, but there are enough players around for it not to be a huge killer imo. It's not like its all that far flung from the current 'top 4' status anyway. At least as far as domination in the game goes.

are you fucking kidding me?

Because its going to cripple the league, what happens all these wankers get bored. Depends what you mean by get bored. I don't forsee him ever pulling funding out of Manchester City as far as running costs go. Perhaps transfer market funds will have to be self-funded, but ultimately, the amount of money he has to put in for wages etc is so negligble that it's not even a blip on his financial radar. So man city are going to rule the football world forever because he has so much money to hand. Brilliant. Well, they still have to play the game of football you know? Whilst hoovering up all the talent and offering stupid wages to players, which humps up all the other wage demands. Brilliant aye. Never said it was brilliant, but it's not quite the doomsday that eveyone seems to have convinced themselves it is.

will buy when available for £20-£25

Because its going to cripple the league, what happens all these wankers get bored. Depends what you mean by get bored. I don't forsee him ever pulling funding out of Manchester City as far as running costs go. Perhaps transfer market funds will have to be self-funded, but ultimately, the amount of money he has to put in for wages etc is so negligble that it's not even a blip on his financial radar. So man city are going to rule the football world forever because he has so much money to hand. Brilliant. Well, they still have to play the game of football you know?