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Not sure if I've got any either. Will have a look though. Or at least wear my thickest pair of socks

So you didn't go with the old "I'm meeting some friends from the internets" line?

Sounds like you're scared of the B 'n P to me. In reality, I just hope the blue team are all really bad at football.

tbh you're probably most likely. It's gonna be frustrating being run ragged by the dan b-pilko strike partnership. Who needs the SAS when you can have the B 'n P

I love you. Good work though. I hope he's aware that we're just pissing about mind.

just bring a red shirt.

Ah! didn't even read that part properly. Was Tottenham and Pompey. Ok. Agreed. BBC mongs.

You do realise we had only won 1 game between then and the boro game? vs WBA in Feb. We're shit. We've won fuck all games. Looking at our record this year, I'm shocked we ever managed to get 2 wins on the trot.

All these last minute switcheroos are confusing me. Team chemistry rating has dropped to 50%. We're in desperate need of an English manager card using 4-4-2.

Lovenkrands always wears a needlessly large shirt. God knows why.

We don't have a ref. Booking one would be gorgeous.

I don't have an ST, and probably won't do for the considerable future, but whenever I get a ticket from now on I'm going L7 NW corner. Is how the match should be.

Nah, away goals don't count so they're still only a goal away.

Or he'll just get up and keep on trucking

Fuck me. Whoever that Millwall player is, he's gonna have one hell of a headache tomorrow morning.

Why are they calling Spoony 'DJ Spoony' every time they refer to him?

I agree as well tbh. Bye bye to the Wigans, Boros, Boltons and Blackburns and in with the proper clubs.

I'm sure Dino would prefer to be a RB. You can go LB. We've swapped him for StuartBrown mate, Gimp is on the blues playing along side his brother. I'm super confused now. Need first post updated.

I'm sure Dino would prefer to be a RB. You can go LB.

They're marginally cheaper online (fiver cheaper on Sports Direct) However, no clue how the printing costs compare and the Season Ticket discount is more than a fiver in the club shop. Oh, and that free tour.

I played Monday I played Squash about an hour ago I'm still gonna be fucked after 10 minutes.

The Bolton shirt would be sponsorless in Junior sizes... I'd be tempted to get the biggest Junior size possible. Even if it looked like I was intentionally turning it into some form of crop top. It would still look more respectable.

Good imo.

Issue is with number changes as well... What if x player leaves and your chosen player changes number.

You're all jerks.