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I don't care about that back, will look fine with number

I like it. I like the blue trim and I like the whiteness of it. Worst thing by far is the poor quality sponsor. If I could somehow steam that off I'd be chuffed.

they wont be allowed due to numbering etc man

It's all over the official website man

.. I was just telling the world he was injured... didn't exactly warrant a brand new thread. How about you suck my balls?

Do they have lay odds to go down tho? Wouldn't be suprised.

Superb FOOTBALL: Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy may miss rest of season with knee injury

Correct, it doesn't bode well. But then again, I'm sure if anyone had mentioned our recent good record vs Tottenham to you last week, you would've passed it off as a pointless stat. Interesting huh.

I still reckon we can nick a Europa League place.

Is there anything specific you'd like to be said? Fucking amazing post.

The fact that we've no midfield means that Michael Owen is useless in our team. If no-one makes a chance for him, he won't score.

Given would've saved it.

... therefore, the reason he has been suspended is... ... can you work it out?

So you'd be ok if one of our players was arsing about at a memorial service? Is it too much to ask to sit there and behave like an adult for a hour or two? Why is sad that he'll never play for them again? Do you know him? No, it isn't at all. He's clearly a tit/idiot. Rafa should've taken him into his office and shouted at him, told him he's a prick etc. End of. No stupid fucking media fanfare, no stupid fucking needless suspensions.

This

Damien Plessis. Fucking joke imo. Yes he was being a dickhead, but suspended by the club? Fucking hell. Ridiculous.

For every shirt you don't buy from Sports Direct, I'm gonna buy 3.

basically, after a quick google, this question is bullshit. There is no answer. And it was created suspciously close to April Fools Day. Anyway, give up, its impossible.

"I won the Premiership with a London club" is faily straightforward though surely? I just think whenever I find out the answer to this, I'm gonna be massively dissapointed how awful a conundrum it is.

53 england caps and the only London club he has played for is West Ham... in the 80s.. before the Prem was born. But er.. yeah.. good guess.

Sports Direct. I know you'd prefer it wasn't, but it is.

Ireland = retard.

thats 3 points innit?

fucking hell. "Was this ACTUALLY a foul?" Yes, yes it was. He buried his studs into the mans thigh. He was within his rights to go for it, and there was no malice, but it was a FUCKING FOUL.