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if true if not true i predict

I've Got To Admit I Think We're Pretty Screwed Ourselves. The Next Two Weekends Really Are Mega Make Or Break. Who Knows, We May All Be Suprised? Lets Hope!

Are you saying Boo or Boourns?

so... are we winning yet?

Good player, him. imo ofc.

We need midfielders more than we need goalkeepers... We need good players more than we need big-headed underachievers who think they're the best thing since sliced bread. Would be begging for trouble if we got rid of N'Zogbia without a replacement, even if he's pretty naff most of the time. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39345000/jpg/_39345886_lovenkrands300gt.jpg twat. :'(

Were you there? When was the last footballer who supposedly raped a lass convicted? Load of bullshitters. These guys fuk em and dump em literally the second they pull their dick out and throw em to the floor, these daft slags get the hump and cry rape. Quite funny, but their own fault for shagging a dirty footballer. Are the lads not slags too? Funny how the lass is made out to be a slag but the bloke is just a lad eh? Not really. Elaborate please Robinho didn't goto the Po & cry rape... p.s. sorry miss teenage girl if robinho infact gets convicted

But I've got Zamblera on the back of the oft-used Silver 3rd kit!!!!

I originally read this as Micheal Jackson.. I guess the Michael Johnson proposal makes more footballing sense though.

Newcastle United goalkeeper Shay Given's move to Manchester City has stalled because the clubs are unable to agree terms. (Goal.com 1420 GMT)

I would say that he should. I'm not terribly happy about the manner in which he's leaving, but 10 years at the club deserves a testimonial. He's been a great player for us on and off the pitch. Definitely deserves one but can't remember a testimonial for a player who has moved on to a "bigger" club, rather than downward as would more usually be the case for aging players. Given all his charity work as well would be sure he wouldn't want to keep any of the money for himself. Glad you put that in quotation marks Can't think of any way in which they're a bigger club, owner with bigger pockets yes. the bigger pockets thing is making them into a bigger club.

ITV FA Cup highights are shocking. The Portsmouth Swansea match looks like its all been recorded from a seat somewhere near the halfway line on a Nokia 3210 with Mohammed Ali on the controls.

2-0. handball about 3 miles outside the box, penalty. noble goal. I reckon the ref is watching the itv coverage, was so blurry, couldn't tell it was outside the box.

watching hartlepool vs west ham.. seriously, watching this shitty shitty itv feed is awful. The picture is so fucking blurry, feels like ive had about 18 pints.

Geremi shit

The Northern Rock sponsor on it looks like fucking shite.

Yet he's still better than what we've got and we're NOT gonna sign Stevie Gerrard.

I don't care what you say, that was fantastic by taylor.

IMO No clue about offside Bassong fouled him 30yards out, advantage was played. Probably a red card offense. Heskey probably fouled Bassong after that for a while Bassong fouled Heskey in box. Heskey dived something rotten, but was fouled. So I think it should've been a NUFC, with Bassong sent off!.. Either that or the decision that was made was correct, as if Heskey didn't foul Bassong, it was the right decision. Ooooh, or well, more likely... An offside! Of course this doesnt take away from the blatant face-punch Kirkland made on Carroll, or the Pen that wasn't when Carroll was pancaked late on.

WERE GONNA WIN TEH LEAGUE

I wholeheartedly agree. I however, am not one of those great centrebacks! Anywhere in MF/up front is fine with me. Defensive or attacking role. Don't care. Anyway, I thought u had 22?

... I could probably play... but I'm 5ft 7... not exactly made to be a centreback. (incase any1 drops out etc)

I've got that shirt! Legend! Why? was cheap and is a smart shirt

I've got that shirt!

Blyth Spartans: Mark Bell, Leeson, Boyle, Williams, Pell, Poole (Wright 62), Watson, Gildea, Dale, Reay, Hume (Dalton 72). Subs Not Used: Farman, Fenton, Gladwin, Evans.