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This man speaks the truth. Agreed. Sad thing is its not even new, other posters have been doing it for ages. cant he be banned? we could ask no.10 if they'll do a government petition.

if nowt else, there was a decent atmosphere in the game vs man utd @ shat on park. Probs just a man u thing though.

yakubu takes the pens.

a striker demanding more money for scoring goals? Aye, I see now how he's not a complete cunt a striker.. demanding money... when he's scoring goals? crucify him. was he not being paid when he wasn't scoring then numbnuts? im fairly sure he was, you'd have to ask him tbh. p.s. no more replies from me as you're just a wum idiot and its beyond me what your purpose is.

a striker demanding more money for scoring goals? Aye, I see now how he's not a complete cunt a striker.. demanding money... when he's scoring goals? crucify him.

25 starts and 14 goals this season, he's screwing them over big style.

how suprising. safety afoot.

who?

would mother fucking love it. I cant possibly imagine how many text messages i'll send on the final day of the season if man utd twat it up.

FUCK yes.

he's won the league in every season since he's came to chelsea. what the f*** else do you want him to do? Give me £30million and fuck off to outer space not really in the job subscription though is it.

he's won the league in every season since he's came to chelsea. what the fuck else do you want him to do?

best speech bubble ever.

Barca. Because theyre the anti-real madrid, theyve got no class and a hella trampy stadium

we'll be unchanged... no doubt.

thats like having to choose between having your cock cut off and having your cock cut off.

Its not like we'll get any cash for him, so who cares where he ends up as long as it isnt NUFC.

in an instant.

would never happen, but one can hope.

tell that to david beckham's eyebrow. Dunno why you'd talk to an eyebrow, but you get the point.

with what fucking behaviour? you think i went on rants with my mates in pubs because they said that stuff? no. I bottle it up and rant here instead. And send abusive text messages when David Edgar cracks one in from 25 yards.

because they've spent years in manchester with absolute cock twat man utd fans who never shut the fuck up about david may having more medals than alan shearer. Mother Fuckers. not fair is it dan no *huff* :'(

because they've spent years in manchester with absolute cock twat man utd fans who never shut the fuck up about david may having more medals than alan shearer. Mother Fuckers.

i voted no out of hope rather than belief. It's not as clear cut as people think... They only have to lose vs chelsea and 1 other game (and drop another 2 pts / chelsea must win all their games by ten goals.)

tbh, Martins was shit... perhaps an over reaction to say to sell him because of it like. He's ownly youf.