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lets wave bye bye to any chance of having a decent atmosphere at SJP. Its flagging atm, along with the attendance, more seats = shocking idea. (see: old trafford)

While this gives a decent account that they're acceptable keepers I dont think this says much more about their goalkeeping ability... probably more about the defences in front of them. I guess it gives an indication of shot stopping ability, but its ordered by shots saved so god knows who could have a higher percentage. Tim Howard is winning out of them 5 but not many will claim he is the best keeper in the league perhaps due to mistakes etc (although afaik he's been quite solid...) Anywhoo, off to work.

alzo.

Edited.. sorry its just... april fools people will make up anything and everything whether its beyond the realms of possibility or just slightly odd. Glenn showing some sack = probably the most extreme suggestion we've had all day.

er... link?

we'd never come back tbh

Can we also have a rule the prohibits trolling after a home defeat to an inferior team? If you pull your usual routine after this result you're going to piss a lot of people off - but that's the point, right? you've both got pretty decent points mind you... we wont go down, we're wank but alot of others are wanker or haven't had a period of wins. Knee Jork. Roeder out.

unsuprised. don't care anymore.

gonna look a bit poor with no name and number mind you. Plus, tell Jimmy that the rumours are the number design is changing.

lol there could be hell on. I still quite like it though. Anyway, who is this Jimmy fellah? I take it martins is on his way out.

that'll make a change.

Voted... Given Solano Taylor Onyewu Duff Milner Parker Emre N'Zogbia Dyer Martins doesnt look like anyones left martins/dyer out yet.

she has massive tits i believe... confirmed. http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1776/feeb1aba215d1af5d3ae502cj8.gif

what does that make mourinho what does that make ranieri...

aye, vs tottenham. They just shoved Freddi Kanoute on him and lumped it up the pitch every 2 seconds with great success.

We've never been that bad. Oh and Shearergol, not everyone has the infatuation with Lampard, that you have. No shit? Although the point I made was a good one. It's just I heard the reason we're shit is because Lampard plays. incorrect. he said that we'd still be shit if lampard was playing.

i spent the last 10 minutes of that thinkin - 'be fucking hilarious if they crack a 30 yarder in'. Not great tbh... where the fuck has he got Aaron Lennon playing? does anyone know?

no way! if Defoe isn't playing week in week out he is utter tripe.

they've said its broken and he has torn ligaments in it... bit of an over the top injury if its a simple dropping. I think "the flu" would've been more appropriate, or my personal favourite "picked up a virus".

does gosforth qualify?

aye I'm sure we're in direct competiton with chelsea targets if we had a scouting network of any standard we could compete, if you get there first who knows . Who needs to waste money on scouts when you can just download fm scout? i know thats a joke, but FM calls out so many young players that im pretty sure it would be a pretty decent starting point for any scouting regime.

it works out as £0 per match if he doesnt go to the next match though.

this is similar to what i was trying 2 recreate, but i think a fat striker is needed. Dunno who though because Crouch is hardly the answer... and Emile Heskey can sit back down.

B.Foster M.Richards J.Terry R.Ferdinand A.Cole O.Hargreaves S.Gerrard F.Lampard A.Lennon W.Rooney P.Crouch Best team? no way, but i'd like to give it a pop... It really needs Didier Drogba though!