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what does that make mourinho what does that make ranieri...

aye, vs tottenham. They just shoved Freddi Kanoute on him and lumped it up the pitch every 2 seconds with great success.

We've never been that bad. Oh and Shearergol, not everyone has the infatuation with Lampard, that you have. No shit? Although the point I made was a good one. It's just I heard the reason we're shit is because Lampard plays. incorrect. he said that we'd still be shit if lampard was playing.

i spent the last 10 minutes of that thinkin - 'be fucking hilarious if they crack a 30 yarder in'. Not great tbh... where the fuck has he got Aaron Lennon playing? does anyone know?

no way! if Defoe isn't playing week in week out he is utter tripe.

they've said its broken and he has torn ligaments in it... bit of an over the top injury if its a simple dropping. I think "the flu" would've been more appropriate, or my personal favourite "picked up a virus".

does gosforth qualify?

aye I'm sure we're in direct competiton with chelsea targets if we had a scouting network of any standard we could compete, if you get there first who knows . Who needs to waste money on scouts when you can just download fm scout? i know thats a joke, but FM calls out so many young players that im pretty sure it would be a pretty decent starting point for any scouting regime.

it works out as £0 per match if he doesnt go to the next match though.

this is similar to what i was trying 2 recreate, but i think a fat striker is needed. Dunno who though because Crouch is hardly the answer... and Emile Heskey can sit back down.

B.Foster M.Richards J.Terry R.Ferdinand A.Cole O.Hargreaves S.Gerrard F.Lampard A.Lennon W.Rooney P.Crouch Best team? no way, but i'd like to give it a pop... It really needs Didier Drogba though!

score.

what a crock of shit, he's just as bad as souness with his injury complaints. Souness used to just blame injuries where as Roeder just tells us every week how he's not gonna blame injuries... BUT... wanker.

The italian team is like a who's who of mint football manager players.

GOAL! ITALIAN SCUM! 29SECONDS.

good old wemberlee.

vocal minority of moaning bastards tbh.

Blatantly the same people who hated the old kit hating this one, and stating their undying love for the old design. Dont take it personally son

You're right. I think you've earned this. http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/k12000/k12122t.jpg whoa, what the FUCK is that?!

theyve obviously not got enough neck, so will always tuck it in. Even if it makes them look like a runty little welsh fuck.

aye and you will do @ the club shop too.

inevitable.

I nearly pre-ordered it, but then it read £5.50 for delivery. It'd be cheaper for me to get a taxi into town and collect it ffs.