SEMTEX

London. (Larrdarrn Tarrn to you cockneys)

You're talking shit, FACT. He's unfit tonight, isn't he? every game i see him in he's 'unfit'

Fuck all to play for now though is there? Man Utd had won after 18mins. At least the Chelsea game is in the balance; i've come full circle tbh. but Roma may go mental and start throwing elbows about... there's more fun left you just knows it.

*is glad he isnt watching the chelsea match*

time 2 shut up shop.

argh what to do what to do! was planning to watch Chelsea match but with the Roma fan hoo-hah it could be quite the matchup. Probably be better anyway... its just... Man Utd...

incorrect. aussie girl shits on kate from a height.

They are playing Southampton tbh I don't want them back up, hate those games! aye & southampton have been better than the arse too! shitty 'premiership' I dont want them up like, i cant take the stress.

MEE-OW.

theyve been better so far today than we were..

at left back?

"One ALAN SHEARER, there's only one Alan Shearer... one alan Shhhhhheaaaaaaaarer" good old soton fans.

southampton vs sunderland > newcastle vs arsenal.

dead

another fucking A ball through by Kabba!

that was a pretty good goal tbh, superb ball across by Kabba.

best fantasy team player ever About to lose his clean sheet, pen to Watford. oh well. "bit of a dive" as he fell like a sack o'spuds but it was a pen imo.

best fantasy team player ever

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you do realise i was being sarcastic? as the person prior to my post said we've got no chance.

so if - hypothetically... pompey have applied. We'd have to catch pompey. NO CHANCE IN HELL. :-| i dont even think we should bother. We need to concentrate on not being shit first.

Like when we finished 14th and qualified for it? rules have changed, we do have to be top 10 to get in now.

well out of that list atm Spurs, Everton & Bolton would all automatically be in europe (FA cup permitting)... Steve Coppell keeps saying he doesnt really want UEFA so i'd be suprised if they'd applied. So if we finish ahead of pompey & blackburn? perhaps. a long shot, but not completely impossible.

this is total s*** btw. Just because I'm not the sort of mong to post 'this' or 'I agree' after people's posts, you come to this GCSE psychology conclusion. I don't care what you think my motives are, if you think I waste my time posting opinions that I don't actually believe you're sadder than you come across tbh I only post if there is something worthwhile saying, i.e. I don't agree with someone. Look up the definition of 'forum' if you have difficulty with this concept. If you want to wade through 20 posts of universal agreement, piss off somewhere else like Toontastic. As for this thread, disagreeing what everyone else says? If you actually bother to read the thread form the beginning, rather than acting like a 12 year old, you will see there is some agreement with me, until the one dimensional mongs like Stevie and HTT waded in with their simpleton interpretations of the post, and you decided to add your weighty opinions (like they weren't already obvious the last 20 times you've pulled this pathetic s***). Also noted PM, who only seems to bother posting at these times nowadays, what the f*** is that about, is he a sockpuppet of yours or something? As a c*** who's been banned enough times, I don't want to see anyone banned. We all have our opinions about people, there's some we like and some we don't. One thing that unifies everyone on this board is the shared understanding of what a boring, dense, clueless c*** this lad is. I'm not advocating banning him, just I think if someone knows where he lives shoot him, pm me and I'll give you £50 if you pm me. I see no point to him living. Any time I come on Newcastle Online, he's on here, the kid is fuckin 24 years of age, by the amount of time he spends on here, I'd say he has no friends and never goes out at the weekend. Maybe murdering him is a bit much, but he spoils the board tbh.... I don't mind anyone having conflicting views to myself, but it's evident this kid doesn't have a clue, and does it for childish, aren't I different reasons. It's really becoming a waste of time posting on threads he posts on, he never does enough to get banned, but is a c*** on everyone. I guarantee if any one of you met him in person, he'd be meek as f***. Tosser. this.