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Gooch in ASDA Gosforth Parker in Sainsburys (er... Heatony area) Luque in his car at South Gosforth roundabout in the middle of the day on a weekday

hes injury prone and we've got nothing to win from doing it.

i really think martins and owen can play together well, im not even so sure why. Probably Martins' decent aerial ability and tendancy to come deep to get the ball at times... We still need a team able to create chances though :'( and yeah, Martins over Anelka anyday.

cause they have tried their best to get him to sign a contract and he wouldnt as he wants to move on. Simple really if he was being let go for no reason, or being sold off then i would join you I think Dan is implying he is a mercenary bastard basically, aye. He should fit right in.

fucking stupid idea.

ok, remind me - he is leaving Reading why? the answer to this question makes me rather apprehensive.

decent goal.

acers defending.

Drogba turn and strike... i thought it was in, even screamed a little and did the beginning of a jaunty hustle.

West Ham fans going "Whhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyyy" after Drogba blazes one over the bar from 25yards. Oh, and they're 3-1 down.

i remember his sterling performances for leverkusen against us. i get the feeling he's already given all he can give for our cause.

just watching West Ham 0-0 Chelsea, it just seems ridiculous that this West Ham squad is getting relegated. Theyve got far too much mid table quality to be going down. Well done pards. Blackburn 1-0 Watford (samba)

BAD

nope.

tbh, you'll probably have to book now for them to still be cheap!

i put Jol because he seems to be competant and not a cunt. It seems to be hard to be a likeable manager nowadays.

cos that would mean Sunderland would have Roeder in charge

actually - you said SWAP? Roy Keane. Anyday.

sam / jol / oliver

would play 7 a-side if i was you, the low quality of 11-a-side normally means for absolute shit matches. Yep, low level 11-a-side tends to involve little skill and a lot of paniced hoofing! didn't suit your game either then? i was absolutely useless at the '1 second on the ball, hoof it up the pitch and hope for the best' game.

... i'd be suprised if the bird in sports soccer gets to spend an hour stitching on your SHEARER 9 while everyone else queues up behind you tbh. "i want Vennegoor of Hesselink 10 please" i got a nederland top from subside and it just said Hesselink. Was gutted. Fuck knows how they'd fit it all on a Small Holland top mind.

No, I despise cleaning tbh so does he! why do you think he invented all those handy products.

... i'd be suprised if the bird in sports soccer gets to spend an hour stitching on your SHEARER 9 while everyone else queues up behind you tbh.

would play 7 a-side if i was you, the low quality of 11-a-side normally means for absolute shit matches.