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Where is Mahrez going then?

didnt need to mark him

did someone murder foluwashola after this?

hasnt diame scored a handful of thunderbastards in his career? where is our thunderbastard momo? where is it?!

at least darlow saved it this time tho

oh ffs another free header

hitting the post from 25yards is as bad as conceding imo

Fucking Merino. Sub him.

People need to stop fucking groaning because we passed the ball backwards like. We need to actually hold the ball for longer than 3 seconds you twats.

Honestly, the spill was shit, but it was his speed of recovery that disgusted me the most. Barely even fucking moved. Looked like a seal with nee flippers.

It hurts me to say, but that was slower than anything Elliot has ever done.

Is there any way we can merge all of our keepers into one slightly less shit goalkeeper?

no new signings!? amanda out

beginning to wonder if we'd be better off sticking with ashley. better the devil you know and all that. what if we do a venkys or a leeds

This is Newcastle United you're talking about. We're much more likely to end up with Donald Trump as owner, we'll be playing next season in a Trump-branded stadium, the players will probably be wearing a gold lamé and velour combo kit. Def need a "Trump or Ashley" poll

going to be fucking impressive losing at home to Luton like

hell of a voice on this fella

only germany and brazil groups look reasonably difficult

panamaaa

tunisia

we're in g... y'all are behind

goddamnit

poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland poland

ban him anyway imo

fucking mitro