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Glenn Murray could do a job on the wing imo

POOR BABY NORWAY DOESNT GET A WORLD CUP SHIRT WHAT A SHAME watch you fucken mouth insulting a hummel m8

casual

Time to go buy a Fulham kit then I guess.

I'm very confused. Already googling rules. Commentator barely commenting on it too.

Didn't realise John Terry still existed

hummel

I'm assuming these people are receiving rejection phone calls and then they start telling people.

nsis

Ban extended, he’s out of the WC. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/44115062 Must be absolutely pig sick. Waits his whole career to get to a WC and now it's stolen away from him just cos the lad likes a bosh of coke? Harsh AF.

Looking solely at those stats I'd only take him above Henderson. With a broader view, I'd have taken him above Wilshire and Livermore as well as he offers something different. You'd only take him ahead of England's most consistent midfielder, an ever-present in a team that's in the Champions League final and will be probably going for the title next season? Dier and Henderson shouldn't be on there tbf, goals and assists aren't what they're about. His point was how misleading the stats were for players like Hendo, no?? And that you need more than just stats... edit: I guess not. stupid tom

Quarterbacks don't need to run

well thats the stupidest fucking dive ive ever seen

also, we had 1 pen all season ffs

Depends where Salah plays I guess. He's a dedicated forward IMO. Also surprised Rooney has 10, thought he'd been shit. 5 have been pens, if that allows you to revert back to your previous opinion. He also missed 3 pens.

Of course Mike will no doubt have some arbitrary policy about getting rid of 2 keepers, 3 youth players, a janitor and a tea lady before he'll sanction a goalkeeper signing.

Would definitely sign him for the money. Not sure he's going to be a world beater, but when you look at the glaring flaws of the rest of our army of goalkeepers, it's a no brainer.

Fagner. heh

I'm not saying that using him as sub, will turn him into a starter. Just that he can be effective as that sub. No need to spend £20 million on that sub. AND I'M SAYING, THAT USING HIM AS A SUB IS THE WORST WAY TO USE HIM AND I'D RATHER WE SOLD HIM AND USED ARMA OR SOMETHING. HE'S A SHIT SUB.

I do not believe that us winning a game by a few goals is going to help him find his shooting boots. I don't think there is a solution other than him starting every damn game. And I'm not sure that's a risk I want us to take anymore. Saying that, we'll sign nee fucker, so given the options, I would prefer he just started every damn game.

I reckon it'd be better to have a sub who was fast and could score too.

I'm all for shitting on our players and division, but I think I've come to the realisation that most everyone is shit. All the good and/or promising players are in the top 4-6 teams in every division. 10th place in Spain have the following strikeforce: Sergi Enrich Kike Charles They've scored 41 goals this season. Those players have 3/7/7 goals respectively. Eeeryone is shit apart from the big money lads. (And I agree with Gayle, but I would probably get rid on the basis of him being a confidence player. I don't think he'll ever be starting week-in week-out, so he's pretty useless to us)

It's difficult at the best of time, but changing pace into being an England fan right now seems exceptionally unattractive. Not that NUFC are actually good, but the Rafa/Gareth juxtaposition is just hard to get past. Time to go buy some tiny St Georges and stick em to everything I own. That'll get me in the spirit.

I'm sure there are all sorts of existing bonuses. But we're already asleep. An extra six million quid between them would probably help wake a few people up.

If this fella had any sense he'd be offering some mega bonus based upon Sunday's result.