Sifu

That would be brilliant actually. A sort of diamond formation but I can see Pardew opting for Vuckic at CM alongside Tiote tbh.

Definitely. He did alright on Saturday, guess he was just short of match practice really but his lack of goals must be a bit concerning. If he starts on Wednesday, then I reckon he'll score. He's due a hat trick

From that photo, aye he is on. What I've highlighted in bold is the reasoning why I thought he was offside initially.

If Colo had scored that........

Release clause?

Okay.

55 points, moved up to 133rd place. My comeback is on

Sums it up. A ruptured testicle man

He beats the full back quite well and does well to get a few yards, but he hesitates when he wants to put a cross, as if he's trying too hard to look up and pick someone out. Most of the time, you can just launch in it into 'the danger area' between defender and keeper and Ba or Best will have at least a chance of getting to it. Agreed, this is what's frustrating about him. He really hesitates 9 times out of 10 and as a result, when he does deliver a ball into the box, it ends up being a poor ball. Like you've implied, he's more likely to succeed if he delivers the ball into the box first time.

I've thought this, there seems to be about 4 obvious variants, obviously there will be a lot more, but the ones I've picked out so far are: Front post, lofted to the back post, drilled to the edge of the box like we did last season with Colo (yet to see it work this season) and just the old fashioned whipped in corner into the danger area, that normally ends up being a front post corner though, rarely beats the first man Would love to see us pull that one off one day. When we attempted it last season, it was so great! (Didn't we have an appreciation thread for it?).

You definitely should have made a joke about wizardry

That is a f***ing ridiculous name. That is a brilliant name

I know the lad who designed the graphic so could ask him to make one for the 5-1....... In the meantime, here's our 5-0 win against Man U: http://ongoalsscored.wordpress.com/2011/10/20/nufc-5-0-mufc-five-goals-fifteen-years-two-dimensions/

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/49954849/product-large-image.png http://ongoalsscored.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/man-city-6.png?w=640 Nice. http://www.umbroteeshop.com/product/six-one

http://ongoalsscored.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bruce-final-s.jpg?w=484&h=420

Not a problem with that whatsoever for me. Though guess the ill-feeling surrounding Villa atm has somewhat contributed to Bent getting stick for that.

Indeed, Tiote says f*** all about Chelsea in that Daily Mail article Skirge posted.

I need to have a look at it again. From what I saw, he was inches off for me.

Just had a look of our goals from last season. So after Carroll left, the only game when Barton's corners led to goals was the Birmingham game at home (well one of the corners eventually resulted in a penalty).

f***ing infuriating yesterday. Had everyone lined up to attack the back post and he never got past the front post. Free kicks the same. We were sound when Barton took them. What? They were beyond s*** man! Tbf, they were fine in the first half of last season (well until Carroll left really).

Most likely Kean (hopefully anyway, just about had enough of his ramblings in his interviews).

Bendtner's miss ha!

I like the Pepperami costume tbh.

A lot of polls do get hijacked like.

Just seen the offside given against Van Persie. It's a tough call, just off for me.