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Most pointless and shite stat of the day: @OptaJoe73.5 - Michael Owen has scored a goal every 73.5 minutes for Manchester United in the Champions League. Opportunity.

On ITV1.

To be fair to Bent, he was playing with an injury for a few games iirc. and he has McLeish a horrendous manager when it comes to attacking play

Pretty much agree with this. Bent is a no doubt good at what does, ie. goalscoring (though his form has dipped a bit) but he's actually quite a limited footballer.

Charged with assault.

http://images.sportinglife.com/09/08/330/David-Edgar_2341874.jpg He did score against man utd. haha. To be fair to him he was alot better than Paul Huntington. He didnt mess around with his hair as much. I still remember Roeder's reaction when Edgar scored against Man U

My mackem school friend was insisting we were going to get relegated even until a few weeks ago. He's normally quite sensible as well. Thankfully all my mackem mates are sound and do speak sense 95% of the time. However, my Man U supporting mate talks bollocks 95% of the time when it comes to NUFC (still a canny lad like).

Just remembered something both my mackem mate and Man U supporting mate (I know, I know) said to me back in July: "Demba Ba is a terrible signing, he won't score goals." Fools.

A realistic target for Lionel tbf.

The Sky Sports commentator for the Stoke game said at full time that "we are now a team that should be taken seriously" (something along those lines anyway). Otherwise, media outlets just want to find an excuse for us having a great run. We are there on merit, enough said.

Wow. That is indeed complete madness!

Sessegnon is a decent player like. I have doubts about his consistency though.

As some of you have said, it is probably best for all parties that he moves on. He has definitely been a great servant to the club. He did a fantastic job/played a key role for us in the Championship and people shouldn't forget that.

Indeed! Still can't believe what a debut that was for an 18 year old. Amazing.

He's not too bad.

Fans getting excited when the ball goes out for a throw in (and scoring most of their goals from such a position); Rory f***ing Delap still starting a PL game despite being such a limited footballer; s*** tactics from that prick Pulis. What a great advert to football Stoke are.

Wouldn't be surprised if it was Andy Woodman, seems to be the joker out of the coaching staff.

Lad.

Like you've said, they hate each other so a headache for Northumbria Police I suspect?

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,26691,12602_7284408,00.html If only he'd get shot of that hair he'd be lovely.

Just had a look at the table, down to 63rd Plus, I'm down to 9th in the H2H after many weeks at the top