This was well before your time, but it was ran by a Patrick Kluivert fan who joined the forum when Kluivert signed, worshipped him like a god, completely patronised anyone who preferred Shearer, bigged up goals against the likes of Crystal Palace and Palestinian Farmers XI. The poster then left the moment Kluivert left, but every now and then if Kluivert scored a tap-in against a team of five year old children he'd come back and gloat, until one day he realised no clubs wanted Kluivert any more.
That sounds genuinely frightening.
Tbf, Kluivert at his best was some player. A #10 and a #9 rolled into 1.
Indeed. Was finished a year before/when he joined us like, shame.