Sifu

Barton is going to have a few words on Twitter later on tonight I reckon.

Inevitable really.

It'll give the media a field day tomorrow. Unfortunately

Anyone else not caring about the rest of the game after that embarrassing moment?

@SkySports Sky Sports #football Tottenham assistant manager Joe Jordan does not think that Luka Modric has requested a transfer. http://bit.ly/qmfJnH 5 minutes ago via twitterfeed

From something that was somewhat initially funny has now turned into an utter embarrassment, f*** sake.

Looks like there was a minor pitch invasion then

:frantic:

Lee Ryder: Ameobi's first touch results in a blistering run but he's closed down, good start. "If Sammy scores we're on the pitch" is the chant here.

Seems like Cabaye has taken charge of the set pieces (well corners anyway).

Attendance: 9,731

Absolute idiots on that blog. Madtoon

It's being held at Darlington's ground.

@SkySports Sky Sports #football Sky Sports sources understand Everton are attempting to beat Aston Villa to the signing of Charles N'Zogbia. http://bit.ly/nc6rmA 8 minutes ago via twitterfeed

Good thing it's half time.

Lee Ryder: Re. Smith....he has put in his usual combative performance. Looks hairy and in need of a shave!

Ferguson has picked up a knock.

F*** my heart sank for a moment there

Positive stuff

Lee Ryder: And during the break a rousing chorus of "We beat the scum 5-1" from the Toon fans. This is like an FA Cup semi-final atmosphere.!

Lee Ryder: Ben Arfa is showing some nice early touches here while Leon Best is also looking lively. Darlo look a bit shellshocked from the second minute opener.

Goal

Text. Ta.

This Ryder commentary thing, does he actually speak or is it text commentary?