womblemaster

shiiiiiiiittttttt ( lens losing

almost there......

espanyol are a good team. i was in madrid lthis year when they THRASHED real madrid in the spanish cup. was 6-3 wish id seen second half, but i was with some korean lass.......

sibierski is injured?? when that happen?

beware of greeks wearing wooley gstrings !

6 days to go to agm. anyone think there will be info before that ?

if uve ever eaten woodpigeon, then ud know that the only meat is on the breast; very little on rest of body. do slit breast open remove the meat then stuff it, stich it up and there u have Woody the woodcock.

tkaing the piss, and banking his wages like so many others at nufc. booing baba on the basis of his skin colour is rubbish. hes booed cos hes lazy and isnt good enough at his job.

"we should kill it, eat it and stuff it for a mascot" yes u dumb cluck, aint u ever heard of taxidermy?

very informative!

"Course it would be mate. They would have taken it somewhere safe." bet it ended up in a pie.......we can guess which piemaster had it for lunch!

http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/72744934.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A68406FCA0635FB669F06BF04B24B4128C its a woodcock!!! wow must been sent from above to herald a nufc win!! (we should kill it, eat it and stuff it for a mascot) bluebiggrin.gif

a woodcock in city centre is very unlikely. snipe are more migratory. posh folks eat woodcock, not much meat on a snipe tho.....mrs martins weill have gone hungry last night!

these hons degrees are such a joke. doc of law???

Chelsea v Macclesfield pools panel says: away win bluebiggrin.gif

what crap list!! stopped taking it serious after i saw veron on it. we should make a forumlist: (all time) 100 best english players 100 best BRITISH players, excluding england. this could include all of ireland. 100 best rest of the world.

better to set up a section on the forum that is not visible by those without permissions. only invite members with 1k+ posts; make that the area for links, any in normal forum removed asap.

"don't really understand .......... (i'm only little).. is it a proven sciientific fact that brains perform slower the closer they are situated to the planet surface?

corectamundo ! what i was thinking tbh was the more useful stat..... how many golas have we coneded since 2000 in uefa cup. If you compare this with the goals conceded by the winners, would be interesteing stat.......but i didnt have time to try and calculate this one) couple that with goals scored, and it tells u very roughly if we are on our way to the final. Granted its pretty bloody obvious u have to score more than u concede....... ok am just BORED )_ trying to think of something else to do than play with me curly wurly.

yes but if u lose 6 games 1-0 then its not much use to u ! bluebiggrin.gif

its not a hard question, try and stress those memory cells )

when did we last concede a goal away in europe ? (in iberia)

hey its quite entertaining this ......its a bit like russian roulette, but with without the guns.....er or any russians present...... SO the question is can we rely on auxerre getting a CL drop out, to win us the ineterbob horlicks mug? [sadly no] actuallly, its kinda strange that finishing 3rd in the grp is easier than 2nd place...... would be bit weird if we draw auxerre or OB !! [dont fancy auxerre tbh] oh well guess we have to wait till 15th.....tbh tho looks like auxerre wil be init till feb so the cup wait goes on (

"and I think that Martins should be more proffesional and perhaps put his arm around him because it wont improve his confidence, shouting at him." bollocks, the kid needs a kick up the arse. hes been doin the french le sulk thing for weeks, and its time he grew up and started to perform. if hes crap he needs to be informed of his shiteness. which remindsme, can someone paint a 10m high sign and take to the next 3 games: RAMAGE IS NOT A LEFT BACK !!!! (hes redefining the meaning of shiteness in that role)

down to us and auxerre i think. http://www.uefa.com/Competitions/UefaCup/index.html