BlufPurdi

Thank fuck we've salvaged something from this. Hopefully with less pressurised games we can get into a better flow and start picking up points.

Good man, fighting to get on.

What happened, not getting any replays.

How was that a foul?

Don't fucking help him.

Tears for the big useless bastart.

Ya fucking DANCER~!

That throw. They're worse than us at something.

What a shot.

Come on, you cunts.

He's having a meltdown, going to get sent off and to top it all of, easily one of the most inept players I've ever seen at NUFC.

Christ, that was 2-0 all the way.

Fucking DUD.

Better, but fucking hell that pass to Sissoko?

A 'hack' and a half. Not used that word in years.

Fucking hell!

Yeah, but we don't have anyone that can even hit the target.

Aye, what the fuck?

Fucking shit cunts.

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There's certain players that whenever they get the ball, you just give up on that ten seconds of optimism. Fucking hell.

A page full of http://i.imgur.com/9rYcfMu.gif

Looked like a knock off one you can get from a Spanish market. I'm sure it was here, but someone said it looked pixelated. It fucking does. I can't take my eyes off it. His biggest challenge is changing that scarf.

Anyone else think the scarf they gave Rafa was totally embarrassing? Just sat watching the news, with a certain other half sniggering at it.