tmonkey

Torres is such a diving wanker.

Unbiased, impartial, descriptive, world class co-commentry. It's what he gets paid millions for.

Big game playa.

Wankers.

Thank you Jose Boswinga.

Maloney looks and plays like a central midfield version of Wayne Rooney.

Really want Wigan to stay up. Type of team that betters the Premiership.

The guy is the biggest fraud in this sport. He genuinely doesn't have a clue how to coach, manage, train, motivate, or organise a football team. He's a football manager only by name, someone hiding in a role that he just doesn't have any ability to perform in. Those substitutions were shocking - absolutely noone on this planet can justify why Hatem came off whilst the useless Jonas stayed on, other than that sub symbolising the type of player Pardew trusts and prefers.

Hatem off, Jonas remains on

Oh you fucking idiot.

Score a goal? Get the fuck on the bench!

Ben Arfa

Get Gouffran wide right and put Ben Arfa in the number 10 role. We're getting nothing from the flanks and noone is holding onto the ball in the middle.

Cisse is sometimes pathetically weak when holding play up and linking with others. Always tries to be too clever with his touches and layoffs when doing the basic thing would be alot easier.

Agent Boswinga.

AHAHHA.

Well at least the referee is being consistent

Hahaha. Come on.

Hoof after hoof.

Fook right off. Just another Pardew, but with an entire squad of £20m+ players to cover the cowardice and negativity.

Amazing

A lifeline.

They're crashing and burning live on TV.