tmonkey

Jonas has been pretty shit on the ball so far.

Wonder what Portugese Sam will blame for the pathetic way theyve not bothered attacking since going behind?

HANKIES ARE OUT

Holy rolly!

Nice

Sanchez not playing well at all so far.

Idiotic

Di Maria looms so much like a tall rat.

Hope Madrid don't sit back now.

He has more important things on his mind, like how many times he'll be blowing Ashley in the casino tonight.

Ball breaks down the right for him, acres of space, teammate on the left flank completely open, what does he do? Slows down to a walking pace and waits until there are two players for him to beat. Thick bastard.

Fucking Obertan's fault.

http://www.oneclickpharmacy.co.uk/health-health-food-bars-mars-bars-single-pack-p-83589.html?currency=GBP With those delivery prices I'd have to think twice about choosing a Mars Bar over Andy Carroll. What a rip off.

Half of one of those double bars.

The important question is though, is Andy really worth 35 pence? That's half a Mars bar at current prices.

Spurs needed Sturridge there, they'd have missed even more chances to score with him.

One touch to take it wide of the goalkeeper and another to slide it in. The pass and run were perfect. Ludicrous decision, just like last week. This is Ba, not the Brazilian Ronaldo. First touch out of play for a goalkick, the next touch would be Ba's head hitting the ground as he falls over.

He bottled the decision. But I don't think it had anything to do with Chelsea per se. If the roles were reversed, I don't think he would have sent our man off either. There is absolutely no excuse or reason he could give to justify his decision (or lack thereof). Getting the decision wrong would have meant him waving the play on. He pulled up the play for a foul, correctly adjudging Luiz had brought down Ba who was clean through etc.... But there is an excuse/justification. He thinks Ba won't get on the end of that pass, and therefore it's a cynical foul but not a goalscoring opportunity, hence the yellow. That's not to say that he's right, just that he does have a justification.

He'd be a top class midfielder if he wasn't so damn slow. Ramires looked like a racehorse whilst Danny looked like a donkey from 2000 BC carrying pots and pans or spices or whatever s*** donkeys used to carry back then.

Agree with Dean tbh, Ba would either have miscontrolled the ball or clumsily lumbered into the keeper so it doesn't really constitute a chance.

Let Pardew have his way with Davide's wag. It's club policy.

Simpson and Obertan down the right flank...may as well have fielded the Chuckle Brothers, at least they know how to pass to each other.

Blaming Perch for failing to stop Drogba is like blaming an 8 year old kid for failing to stop a paedophile.

Perch ffs

Raylor is getting absolutely reamed down that flank